TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agoGuinness wasn't proud of this one.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1191arrow-down111
arrow-up1180arrow-down1imageGuinness wasn't proud of this one.lemmy.worldTheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squarenew_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·18 hours agoThat’s one jerk every 9 minutes. I can only imagine the pain in their balls and arm they must’ve felt after a while.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·17 hours agoTheir prostate must have looked like a dehydrated pumpkin
minus-squarephx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·14 hours agoTheir dick probably didn’t look much better. Even with lube that’s gonna chaff after awhile and probably took off at least a layer of skin
That’s one jerk every 9 minutes.
I can only imagine the pain in their balls and arm they must’ve felt after a while.
Their prostate must have looked like a dehydrated pumpkin
Their dick probably didn’t look much better. Even with lube that’s gonna chaff after awhile and probably took off at least a layer of skin
This pumpkin looks how I feel