The animal at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe that wants to be eaten.
Thats a cow. Or at least that’s what they called the genetically modified creatures.
Chocobos are just large chickens, so…
you know you can just eat ostriches right? It was a meme in the 90s to open ostrich farms, they might have all closed by now though.
You can, but the post is about fictional creatures.
Birbs aren’t real
The gingerbread man
Tauntaun, but it has to be served lukewarm.
Had never heard of that before, thanks for mentioning it.
Dragon, obviously
Have you eaten reptiles? Especially big ones? Gator is pretty much kinda fishy greasy chicken. I don’t think dragon would be all that tasty. Like tough chicken. Though maybe it’s more like emu and kinda beefy…
I’ve talked myself around to trying it.
I’m thinking it would be like a naturally smoked turkey.
I bet that Golden Goose tastes fucking awesome.
I mean. Goose is delicious, so I bet the mythical goose is mythically delicious.
Are there any fairy tale ducks? I’d chow down on some fantastic duck too.
Beholder maybe? Its a floating meatball with eyes and a mouth, that doesn’t touch the ground, bet its pretty tender
Dude, imagine like seven or eight of them on a huge roll drenched in marinara sauce!
The ghosts in Pac-Man
Flying Pig
Jabba the Hutt
Pizza the hutt!
This is the correct answer. Even Pizza the Hutt seems to agree.
Tropius or any of the food based pokemon
The Geico Gecko
obviously The Kraken
Is it better baked, or deep-fried? I’m going with breaded and deep-fried, because almost everything is better that way. Except grapes.
Breaded and deep-fried like calamari but you get one big piece.
