To balance out their dry, yeasty women?

Tim Cook is a CEO. His job is to make money for a board of directors and he does that job well. He is not interested in else because that is what a corporation is about.

Ah, don’t worry yourself about it!

I know, just making a stupid joke ;)

They didn’t even fucking try on this loss meme.

I loved this so much! Got a smile on a shitty day, so thanks, Oppie!

Listen, if you’ve never done this before, I can only see super-gluing your fingers going very badly!

With that said, yes you should absolutely do it and please update us after.

I want to live in an area that has a great music scene. It has to be clean and pleasant with plenty of community engagement and friendly people. I have to be able to afford a home, food, healthcare, and some things that I and the family just want. I don’t want to be scared for myself or my transgender kids, or my wife. I don’t want to be scared of the government or the people who wanted this version of it.

Basically, I want to live in United States that was promised to me when I was a kid. No matter where it is.

EDIT: Or Cicely, AK.

Why do they get my not, too?

Someone has to be saying it. If the bastards want to spout about getting rid of our migrant population, trans people, black people, etc then someone has to point out the real problem.

Yeah, OP. If you still find a way randomly smile during the day, don’t lose that. This is the brain working as intended.

Probably

A lot of prospective boyfriend carers don’t know this, but once the typical boyfriend comes of age to be chosen by a carer, they are perfectly capable of procuring and preparing their own food!

Just make certain that you show them where the food items are located, and they should be able to provide not only for themselves, but for you, too! Now, no one says it’s wrong to feed a boyfriend, but not playing to their capabilities not only deprives them of proper growth, but robs you of a core feature of boyfriends: sharing a life as equals!

Just be a thoughtful and responsible carer, and you could have a happy home for decades, or until it shits on the floor and you have to put it down.

Someone’s never been to the liberry

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Usually a foot, but also sometimes a balled up sock that’s gone missing. Spiders, if I’m camping.

I’ll have you know that I’m legally blind and need glasses one foot thick. How dare you?

There’s no way this is effective. I’ve owned cats for just about all my 48 years, and if a cat wants to show you its asshole, which it does, you are seeing that asshole. Likely from about 12” away.

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I would move the family to my true home back in the NJ Pine Barrens. We would have a a small log cabin on a remote dirt road and I would work as a forest ranger in Belleplain State Forest. We would have enough land to grow some of our food and few unwelcome intrusions into our life.

During the day, I’d be the steward of an amazing place that holds the vast majority of my few good childhood memories and at night, relax in the light and warmth of a campfire, then sleep with only the sounds of crickets and the odd whippoorwill. I would hike, explore abandoned towns, fish, shoot my bow, make my arrows and maybe even a bow one day, canoe, and camp.

When I think about this, usually it’s not such a clear plan. It comes to me a flashes of feelings, images, sounds and scents. Contentment, the smell of a bed of pine needles after a rain, the white sand tainted grey with the remnants of old forest fires, the snap of picking a fresh blueberry or the taste of a teaberry leaf.

I guess my best life is one out of the main world and inside my own, smaller one.