if it bothers you to look at assholes, getting a cat is a bad idea.
Mirrors, too, for that matter.
Or a sex partner
I have…questions…
Cats have a butthole and it is often visible. People have a problem with seeing their cats’ turd cutters and cats do not like to wear pants, made less likely by the largely cottage cat pants industry making feline fashion out of the reach of most. The solution is to bedazzle your cats’ balloon knot with a jeweled medallion that hangs from their tail so you don’t have to see their chocolate starfish.
How much your cats may appreciate something perpetually grazing their leather cheerio depends on the cat.
Rosebud, rusty sheriff’s badge, fart box, smelly frekle, crinkled star, cinnamon ring.
Stink wrinkle
Keep going, this is a decent start to a standup routine
I like the idea of a cat owner laying in bed, wide awake, trying to figure out how to cover their cats butthole.
There’s no way this is effective. I’ve owned cats for just about all my 48 years, and if a cat wants to show you its asshole, which it does, you are seeing that asshole. Likely from about 12” away.
your cats must not like you very much if you’re getting a foot of room between the cat’s brown eye and your eyes
I’ll have you know that I’m legally blind and need glasses one foot thick. How dare you?
You know what, you’re right. Pistols at dawn?
And then the cat takes a shit and congrats, Mr. Fluffypaws’ butt is now grosser than ever.
Will function properly for 0,5 seconds.
