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Cake day: August 5th, 2023

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  • If you ever want to spend more on eggs and poultry products, getting chickens is a great option. It isn’t cheaper by a long shot when you factor in your time and proper care.

    The reason why eggs can be as cheap as they are is because the poultry farms do not give a shit about the birds and feed them the cheapest they can and don’t concern themselves with avian healthcare.

    If you want cheap eggs, be friends with someone who has chickens. Most birds will lay 1-2 eggs a day when they are in their prime. So 6 chickens will make a dozen eggs every other day. After a month you have 12-15 dozen eggs. The family probably eats 40-60 eggs a month, so you can see how the difference works in the favor of friends.



  • If we are talking about devoted Amish, they literally only have sex for the purpose of procreation, sometimes through a sheet in some cases. Sex for recreation, including oral or anal, are verboten under the Amish Ordnung oral traditions.

    In practice, there is sexual “deviancey” and sex had with some degree of knowledge that doing so is not strictly for procreation. Due to cultural aspects, there is shame brought in by such things that they have to get right with God about. Rumspringa, think last repreve before devoting to the Amish life, is usually when young Amish sow some wild oats with some abandon with the English(outsiders) if they so choose.

    If you are a single man going through Amish country and see a mailbox with a bag on it, it is an invitation to donate your genetics to the community. Don’t expect hot and steamy throws of passion, you are fucking through a sheet while the elders preside over the breeding session in the same room.




  • There is nothing at this point that will assuag “informed” perception. It will only shed light on how much the sheriff’s office and the FBI were involved.

    When was the tree cut down and who did that?

    MLK was a problem for the government, so were JFK’s intent. Knowing how far the establishment was going to go to maintain their narrative matters.

    Full and redacted records would do a lot for government trust.







  • Cats have a butthole and it is often visible. People have a problem with seeing their cats’ turd cutters and cats do not like to wear pants, made less likely by the largely cottage cat pants industry making feline fashion out of the reach of most. The solution is to bedazzle your cats’ balloon knot with a jeweled medallion that hangs from their tail so you don’t have to see their chocolate starfish.

    How much your cats may appreciate something perpetually grazing their leather cheerio depends on the cat.

    Rosebud, rusty sheriff’s badge, fart box, smelly frekle, crinkled star, cinnamon ring.


  • Insomniac or someone with bad sleep habits. Lack of sleep is damaging to overall health and can cause issues with your brain function as a normal sleep cycle is important to flush toxic components from the brain according to studies. While it is possible to function on less sleep than ideal, it is overall detrimental. Modern sleep habits are not normal for human biology, humans are phasic sleepers with two separate periods of sleep as a matter of evolutionary biology for defense and fire keeping.

    We are in a transitory period where we are still adjusting biologically to societal/cultural needs that dictate a dedicated 8 hour sleep schedule but haven’t evolved to fully naturalize that behavior.

    Source: I have sleep problems and my brain is fucked.