Sledgehammer in my ass

Don’t hit us with that click bait. Give us the name in the title.

Rappers used to rap about trying to be like Trump. I can even think of a skit where Method Man had him make a voice memo for him on one of his albums.

People idolized him because of his rich image, unfortunately.

I can already see it. “I didn’t start this trade war! Canada did!!!”

I’m saddened and disappointed it took this long.

How do you determine who gets what they need when a given resource becomes scarce? Everything is finite. Human greed is also real. Do you just take someone at their word that they’re desperate for something when they may not be?

It’s funny because men can’t cook

Because this isn’t real

Supposedly this is also a good way to close your pores so you don’t keep sweating once you get out of a hot shower.

With zero explanation. You’ve got to love the transparency and accountability of this government.

What kind of chud thinks this crap up?

Stink wrinkle

Do you need to? No. Should you? Maybe? Can you? Also maybe. I’m guessing not all manufacturers have the means to calibrate a speedometer that accurately but I could be wrong.

He has ungodly amounts of money to his name. No one will tell him no.

Did Goatse die? Click here 🤜🌹🤛 to find out.

I just flew in from Chernobyl and boy are my arms legs.

Translating for him must be a cakewalk. You only have to know, what, 25-30 words at most?

“your”?

Dead blow? I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.

Intel’s slot CPU interface. Sure it cleaned up motherboard layouts but the need for more comprehensive cooling solutions that would soon follow made this a bad direction to go in.