
Jokes aside, what the hell are they?
Hoof prints I believe
Dammit, your mom got out and she’s pogoing again.
I went out on a date with your mom, a bit late, she had so many friends
I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick, she had so many friends
The culprit (NSFW)

what did I just see?!
“Vajankle” is not a word I needed to learn ever.
My eyes
My … nevermind.
…out of all the things that link COULD have been, how is it THAT??? I mean, you would have had to see that at some point before this moment. How did THAT happen??? And then how did your brain see this thread, and you think “OOH!!! I KNOW JUST THE THING!!!”
Come, Watson, the game’s afoot!
Up north some people call it a “moose knuckle”
Moose knuckles are dudes.
Ah true. I don’t hear the term often enough to properly remember.
Ah, the ol’ clam slam.
That’s gotta be cold on the ole’ hoo haa.
Water is the source of life
I thought the sun was the source of life.
Icicussy
Damn was convinced this was a mick man post










