Me leaving my wagon at their place because I had too many elixirs

That went from funny to sad real quick

I feel like there’s a caption cropped out

Rule 7: rules can be ignored if you have a good reason (wanting to be a pirate is a good reason)

That’s a very hurtful stereotype, I am actually terrible at parties

That’s cool and all but does it work for kissing boys?

Cum aside, the “B” being a stack of books is clever

Missionary is great for important stuff, like saying “I love you”, “we’re getting low on cheese”, and “you smell like your sister”

Even the floor is sad

I need one of these but for tesla recalls

Me talking to my brain when I’m trying to sleep

The perfect gift for that 1 family member you just absolutely can’t stand being I the same house with

Shut the fuck up Mario, Luigi is hot! You’re the ugly one here!

“No I don’t have a doctorate, I just do it for the sport”

Omg those paws 😍

It’s easier than explaining sometimes