
Was that actually in the show? I don’t remember that one.
Every moment I spend with you is better than the next.
You’re really at the top of the bell curve!
You represent the 5th percentile really well!
so average? is that an insult

It sounds like you’re calling them intelligent when you’re really saying they’re nothing special.
You are hard to underestimate.
You cured my impostor syndrome, thank you.
Your ratio of words to significance is extremely high
Among everybody here, you have the most potential to learn something.
I’ve been told that a few times…
good luck out there my friend
You can’t be underestimated
“My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.”
-Malcom Reynolds, CAPT.
I like how you live your true self even when it’s not appropriate.
I’m confused, should I keep stripping, or…
autism simulator
Gotta use a positive tone and smile:
“You’re no better than you ought to be!”
I see you are not hindered by the restrictions of logic.
Wisdom has been chasing you, but you are faster!!
Many of these rely on big words, or are actually pretty obviously insults even if you don’t understand.
The real gems are the ones that read like simple english compliments, unless you spend actual effort looking for the insult.
Well aren’t you a smart cookie!
Both answers to @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca seem to imply there’s a hidden insult in their comment, but I can’t find it. I’m the dumb cookie and I don’t like that
Look up Shakespeare’s insults. They’re literally classic.
I bite my thumb at you, knave!








