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  • Makes one wonder how much they planned this out. The Epstein files could picture Trump balls deep in a 13-yo girl, nothing would happen.

    The fascists have larger goals in mind. They’re speed running WWII, trying to avoid the Nazi’s mistakes, so good so far. But like the Nazis, giddy over the lack of internal or external resistance, they’re biting off more than then can chew, way too fast. Cheap gasoline at the pumps only goes so far. They’re not energizing the whole economy like the Nazis did, people aren’t feeling it.

    No idea what comes next. But the American Empire is over. Our economy is just too large to fall over quickly. But AI gives us hope! (Of crashing…) The Buffett Index is higher than either during the Great Depression or the 2008 recession. We have 200%+ more fake money in the stock market than our GDP. The cost will be staggering.

    Can all y’all grow potatoes? I can, but I’m not very good at it.













  • shalafi@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldNow you tell me
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    1991, gf and I are visiting Broken Bow Reservoir in the very SE corner of Oklahoma. (Stunning place BTW! Seriously.)

    Me: “What in the world are all those tiny blue tents?”

    GF: “Roosters for cockfighting.”

    Me: “They still do that?!”

    Later that night, outside our cabin.

    Me: “What is that noise?!”

    GF: “Roosters.”

    Same trip, we hit a convenience store to inquire about an ATM. I’m watching the girls behind the counter point and laugh at her. I could SEE her turning red before she storms out the door.

    “What the fuck was that about?”

    “I explained that I use this card to withdraw money from a bank machine and they laughed at me!”

    Poor gf. Imagine being genius-level IQ and growing up in Oklahoma.

    Another funny thing about that trip; Two broke college kids only needed to scrouge $100 for gas all the way across state, food, 2 nights in a private cabin and a day’s boat rental. $238 in 2025. Imagine that.

    Anyway, felt like telling a story.