I try to touch every cat even when I know they’re not nice. Occasionally getting scratched or bitten, which only happens extremely rarely, is completely worth all the extra cat cuddles I get to have. Kitties are life.

A pardon? Those things you get when you definitely committed the crime in question? Significant implications, indeed.

“Ads.” Ad is short for advertisement. Advertisement has only one ‘d’ in it, unlike your mother. Aside from that, solid memery. I kinda do wish the ads would have the guts to directly insult me, though.

That’s like saying that out of a rhino, a hippo and a horse, the horse is best at flying because it can jump. Iran isn’t democratic. It’s a single party theocracy that jails or murders it’s people for saying mean stuff about the unelected leader that was supposedly chosen by god.

Y’all Qaeda

The original post is 8 years old and it looks like they don’t exist anymore.

He’s saving them so much in taxes that they can just lose $2 billion and be fine with it. The Walton family is worth almost $500 billion. They don’t give a fuck about this.

Charlie dying put her back in the limelight, which she obviously loves. He was a piece of shit and probably treated her poorly, and she can afford a nanny so she doesn’t need him. The Kirkless life is good.

You mean Dems finally realize the threat? I hope you realize how silly you sound when put into historical context. “Well obviously those crazy Nazis are talking about violence, they’re always talking about violence. What REALLY concerns me is all the non-Nazis bordering Germany that are talking about arming up in case the Nazis decide to attack!” Yeah, the state of things sucks, but it’s not the people going “oh shit, these psychos want to slaughter us and they currently have most of the weapons, maybe I should have the ability to defend myself” that are the problem

Barb. Barb is his ex-wife. Usually Deb is the current wife, in HOSSTALK. “WHY U CRYIN’ LIBRUL?!! I’M CRYIN’ CUZ BARB LEFT ME” etc.

Fuck I hope so. Oh, but you better kill him so other people don’t kill the other CEOs who murder for profit, because murder is only okay for money, or when the state does it to protect killers that are also campaign donors.

“Have you know?” sounds like something a drunk AI would write

He doesn’t know how to tell his children who took their mother because I’m sure he voted for the guy who did it

I keep them all in the hope that some day I can have someone forge a lifetime of Allen wrenches into a Damascus steel battle-axe

AI artists don’t exist, the AI is the “artist”. You’re the proverbial “ideas guy” that can’t do anything themself and can’t even come up with a style that doesn’t exist already so the AI can copy it. You’re heating up a factory-made frozen pizza and calling yourself a chef.