Disclaimer: The scar has nothing to do with this gentle kitty.

Bonus 1: Nappy nappy

Bonus 2: Photogenic boi

  • fulcrummed@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    His name is Johan. You are his human now. You may call him Joey or “yoyo” or many other familiar terms of endearment (assuming you are familiar with the European soft ‘j’ sound. 🪀)

    You must feed him nutritious and delicious meals, give him affection and love and reverence, and do his every bidding. This is the will of our (sectarian cat over-)lord. I wish you a happpy and harmonious life together. I now pronounce you Johan, and “Johan-adjacent, subservient sycophantic lackey”. You may now scoop his litter.

  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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    5 days ago

    I too scare 2 touch strangers even when they’re at cutest

    Any paranoid people in this community, no just me OK nvm

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      3 days ago

      I try to touch every cat even when I know they’re not nice. Occasionally getting scratched or bitten, which only happens extremely rarely, is completely worth all the extra cat cuddles I get to have. Kitties are life.