You don’t want an AI generated non-descript thing?
Actually, it might not even be AI generated. Just a non-descript thing.
I have seen AI gadgets in clickbait ads.
Cool-looking cubes with lots of controls and stuff, but with meaningless symbols and “words” for labels.
It reminds me how influenced I am by advertising, that I kind of want something that doesn’t exist or have a purpose, just because it looks gadgety.
I’m reminded of a few projects I’ve seen here and there where a dad with some electronics skills builds a control panel for his kid with a bunch of knobs, buttons, lights, switches, gauges, displays etc. that makes suitably impressive industrial noises as you mess with the controls because what kid doesn’t want that? I want that.
It’s not AI generated. I’ve had this wallet for like 3 years now.
So… what is it? Lol
I literally said “I have had this wallet for 3 years”. It’s a wallet. You keep credit cards and cash in it.
But why male models?
Asking the tough, hard-hitting questions
Please name it and provide some information so we can check it out.
The brand is Dango. My mom gave it to me for gift a few years back. I don’t know the model. I checked their website but it doesn’t have my color config anymore.
It’s a bifold leather brown with silver metal. The one they have now is brown and gray metal.
🤷♂️
Looks like it’s from Dango, based on the design elements: Dango Products
Dude doesn’t want anyone to see his wallet. Or this is a /hailcorporate.
Why would a hailcorporate be reluctant to name the product? It feels a little Catch 22, because if they’d instantly named it that could also be interpreted as hailcorporate.
Bait and switch. Bait you with what you saw, but hey, “look at this product over here!” The thread is almost a direct copy of how AI slop would pull you in. Show you “You’ll never believe this cool thing!” you click on it because it is cool looking, but it redirects you to a site selling similar items but not the cool AI fake thing.
I put the OP image in a reverse image search and found the product and brand in about ten seconds.
What’s a wallet? What’s “cash”?
show us a picture then. or reply when people ask you what it is with a name and brand.
of course people think you’re full of shit when you don’t reply to them with anything but vague bullshit
It’s a wallet you dumb bitch.
Yeah great work you stumpy fingered vague dickface, you finally did it.
cries in sciatica
Lol George Costanza ass wallet
You went from like 0 to 100 on the antagonistic tone over someone saying they owned a wallet.
0-100?
pfft, fucking amateur. I’m easily at level 7000, on the metric antagonalytical scale.
Which is like 13,231.9 imperial.
Those are rookie numbers, I’m over 9000
yeah but that’s imperial.
Looks very similar to Dango, they have a bunch of similar metal framed, leather bound wallets.
TY! finally someone with a link
I like it actually.
Yea it’s been fine. Sometimes putting cash in the clip Is PIA but otherwise it’s fine. I like the heft it has with the metal parts. 🤷♂️
I always love these AI generated “interesting looking objects”.
What we have here is some plastic, aluminum or pot-metal frame with a piece of obviously fake suede screwed to it with undersized screws so that it’ll rip off at the slightest provocation. It then has some sort of shitty OLED display crammed inside of it for…reasons?
It’s not fake lol. I’ve had one for like 3 years now.
Just the picture made me cum!
…hottest regift this year
I’m definitely going to tie that “tactical” rope (I know there is a more official name, can’t think of it) to my suit jacket pocket.
I think it’s called paracord, strong useful rope, and that is a cobra knot, which is a useful way to carry relatively a lot of rope in a small aesthetic package (but it’s a pain to undo/redo).
Practically useless for evey day use. I doubt anyone who ever bought one of those cobra knotted paracord in bracelets or keychain has ever used the rope in an emergency.
that being said, it’s the insecure male version of a friendship bracelet.
550 cord is great, and people should have some in their vehicle, or a pack while traveling.
The cords on stuff like the wallet bother me though because even with the space reducing knot, it’s a comically small amount of cord that’s almost purely a fashion statement. A significant amount of 550 cord on a roll, spindle, or just in a ziplock bag is far more practical.
I’ve known some outdoorsy people who’ve made their own 550 bracelets, but when it comes to storebought ones it’s pretty much 100% people that never go in the woods wearing them in my experience.
I kept one in my car and actually used it to tie down patio furniture while helping a buddy move houses.
I just wadded it up into a ball and put it into the trunk when I was done with it. Haven’t used it since tho.
paracord is useful.
i meant that no one uses those cobra knots. their are just decorations, I doubt anyone has ever untied it to get the rope back
isn’t coal one of the hottest gifts you can get on Christmas?
Liquid Hot Magma
Hot Pocket guts
shove a cut grape in the microwave for high temperature plasma, but were losing the Christmas theme
I think plasma should just be one of the commonly accepted Christmas decorations, you know? Quit fucking around with those other, lamer states of matter and just give the people what they want.
instructions unclear, i decorated my tree with blood plasma
Quit fucking around with those other, lamer states of matter and just give the people what they want.
If it’s not a Bose-Einstein condensate, I don’t want it decorating my tree
Depends. Is it actually ignited? Or, is it just sitting on its own somewhere?
I bought that wallet. You don’t want it. If you want something like it, try Code 118.
Is it just me or does the long thingy on it look like a turd to anyone else?
It’s not just you
