Come on, make me feel like a man. I’ll start:



Short Staff of Wailing Creature
9-19 DMG
+10 INT
+5 WIS
+4 CON
+25% Nature Res.
+15% Shadow Res.
On Use (20/20): Summon 2 Wailing Creatures (up to a maximum of 6) to your side for 30 seconds
Wailing Creatures have a chance to frighten enemies for 5 seconds
I love your dedication to those stats. Thank you for spending the time/care, I just read them to my spouse
Ngl… Great stick.
Oh hell yeah!
Yesss!! Hell yeah!


Hell yeah.
This is my top pick, hell yeah

Yeah, that’s not slop, it’s a full gallon.


My youngest niece is a princess. Ever since she was a toddler, she has wanted to play all of the stereotypical princess games. I love it so much.
Hell yeah!


I hate Illinois Nazis.
I used to hate Illinois Nazis. I still do, but I used to, too.
Good on you, Mitch!
Just Illinois ones?
In the 70s and 80s, Nazi groups in America were very fringe, so the comedy comes from the juxtaposition that such a wackjob extremist group would take root in somewhere as banal and Midwest as rural Illinois was viewed at the time.
Now if you’ll excuse me, Carrie Fisher is coming after me with a battle rifle, I have to drive my used Cop Car with Cop Shocks and Cop Suspension through a shopping mall
it’s not a joke, the National Socialist Party of America was headquartered in Chicago. there was a famous supreme court case about their right to hold a demonstration in the mostly-Jewish suburb of Skokie that took place in 1977, three years before the movie came out
edit: to clarify, the legal case took place in 77. the Nazis won but the demonstration never actually happened

Late to the party, but ive got a quality ancient shitpost I’ve been holding onto


HELL yeah!

Post malone really let himself go, huh?
Also, hell yeah
I can’t believe I remember this. You got the whole album or just this one ?
😅
Jesus. When was this from?? 2010?
USA! USA!

What is that like 10am on Christmas day?
You win
Dayum
ahahaha PSP Fat!!
idk wether to say “ts stuff” or “that’s so hot” because it’s both
On the Gardiner?? I call bullshit. Gotta be photoshopped or something.


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