I know a lot of folks use a silicone band to stand in for their wedding bands especially when they work a more physical job where a nice ring would get damaged

The gym already has security cameras, the fuck does he mean the glasses are for his “protection”?

“Oh yeah thats just my booby trap”

I wish just once a judge would follow through and not just wag a finger. I know they wont because the actual power a judge holds over the Executive branch is wholly contingent on the Executive’s willingness to hold itself accountable but damn it’d be nice

I mean I don’t either to be perfectly honest. Ostensibly its supposed to be 250 years since the DoI but the whole thing seems to be more about stroking a demented pedophiles ego

Isn’t Goyim Yiddish?

Love how Russia still tries to make it sound like they are the poor little victims for starting an unprovoked war of aggression they could stop at any point

Not a hat per se but I do now have like 2 dozen different bandanas…

Day 1 “Can you name a single significant competitor in your market?” “…” “We rest our case your honor”

They’re making a new game with that exact premise actually. Only one planet but still

The side eye theyre giving you reminds me of this

And punished if attempted

Yeah no this doesn’t go away with a half-assed apology to the wrong people. If he wants absolution he knows what he has to do

Oh so improperly handling classified information is a bad thing now because the black guy did it? What a fucking loser

Same reason no one shines their shoes anymore, a lot of shirts just don’t need the same level of maintenance anymore

And after about halfway through the third bowl you begin to regret everything

Two people were murdered by these fascist freaks with dozens of angles on each of them and none of them are being thrown in jail for murder so what the fuck will body cameras do huh?

Hundred percent

Wow can’t wait to hear about how bad it was slash how many contractors get stiffed