Come on, make me feel like a man. I’ll start:



Ngl… Great stick.
Yesss!! Hell yeah!
Oh hell yeah!
Short Staff of Wailing Creature
9-19 DMG
+10 INT
+5 WIS
+4 CON
+25% Nature Res.
+15% Shadow Res.
On Use (20/20): Summon 2 Wailing Creatures (up to a maximum of 6) to your side for 30 seconds
Wailing Creatures have a chance to frighten enemies for 5 seconds
I love your dedication to those stats. Thank you for spending the time/care, I just read them to my spouse

I hate Illinois Nazis.
I used to hate Illinois Nazis. I still do, but I used to, too.
Good on you, Mitch!
Just Illinois ones?
In the 70s and 80s, Nazi groups in America were very fringe, so the comedy comes from the juxtaposition that such a wackjob extremist group would take root in somewhere as banal and Midwest as rural Illinois was viewed at the time.
Now if you’ll excuse me, Carrie Fisher is coming after me with a battle rifle, I have to drive my used Cop Car with Cop Shocks and Cop Suspension through a shopping mall
it’s not a joke, the National Socialist Party of America was headquartered in Chicago. there was a famous supreme court case about their right to hold a demonstration in the mostly-Jewish suburb of Skokie that took place in 1977, three years before the movie came out
edit: to clarify, the legal case took place in 77. the Nazis won but the demonstration never actually happened

My youngest niece is a princess. Ever since she was a toddler, she has wanted to play all of the stereotypical princess games. I love it so much.
Hell yeah!

What is that like 10am on Christmas day?
You win
ahahaha PSP Fat!!
idk wether to say “ts stuff” or “that’s so hot” because it’s both
On the Gardiner?? I call bullshit. Gotta be photoshopped or something.
Dayum

Ride Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste!
And maybe don’t take this -ax through the Swamp of Sadness, yeah?

I can’t believe I remember this. You got the whole album or just this one ?
😅
Jesus. When was this from?? 2010?
USA! USA!
Post malone really let himself go, huh?
Also, hell yeah


I’m the fun uncle

Cause Mama, Mama I’m coming home… RIP Ozzy.
Pawzzy Pawsbourne
Prince of barkness
dog tier post


Ew. Warm beer? Pass
Maybe it’s long island iced tea?
“Can you get back home with your own two legs” challenge.
“With hearts as spoiled as boiled beer.” the last unicorn
Now where’s the catheter
That seems like a strange way to drink beer. Please post more info
Removed by mod

Hell yeah, been there.



Hell yeah, but she makes me feel like a boy, cuz that’s more woman than I can handle. She’s amazing, I love her recent stuff.
Who is this?
And just like that, I am reminded I am extremely old.
don’t think of yourself as old, think of yourself as cultured.
Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places
they just don’t make movies like that anymore.
Hollywood may not. But smaller studios are, just gotta dig for them.
Still the best explanation for how the Futures market works.
I could use a bit more time as a boy instead of a man if she’s the one doing it.
This scene lives in my mind, forever immortal, and I wasn’t even old enough to watch it when it was around. Found it as an adult. God damn is she a smoke show, even now. Pardon my pervert moment, I honestly love her as an actress as well and LOVE her recent stuff (Everything Everywhere All At Once, etc.)
Watch her in The Bear. Hooooly shit, she literally steals the show.
Seen it and YES, forgot to mention that one in my comment. Such an accurate depiction of a mentally unwell person.

























