• ohlaph@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Lol. As a software engineer, give me the non-smart version of every appliance, home feature, and television. It’s why I went with a projector over a TV.

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    I once asked why anybody would want a smart fridge. Most people didn’t seem to know. The most common answer was that it could act as a focal point for a busy family for keeping track of things like appointments.

    So, like a blackboard/whiteboard, cork board, or even a normal fridge, some paper, and magnets.

    I’m no Luddite. I’ve got smart lamps so i can change the lighting in my living room & bedroom without getting up. And I’m looking into heating so i can have my heating come on when i leave work, rather than at a specific time. That saves effort and money.

    But i just see no reason whatsoever for anybody to have a smart fridge.

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    I’m never buying a “smart” appliance for my home if I can help it.

    None of these need this shit. Give me basic ass buttons. I just need my fridge to be cold, make ice, and spit out water. That’s as smart as I want.

    None of these things need a wifi connection.

    This is the old man hill I will die on.

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        I do, but the fridge has colder filtered water.

        I didn’t buy this fridge, mind you.

        But I used to just have a filtered jug in the fridge, the tap is fine but it’s nice to have very cold water when you want it.

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      I just need my fridge to be cold, make ice, and spit out water. That’s as smart as I want.

      Yeah, the same applies to wives. She just needs to be hot, make dinners and swallow rather than spitting out. That’s as smart as I want.

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    4 months ago

    Dave , Daaaave . You’ve had too much ice cream tonight Dave. Eat some vegetables Dave, they are good for you

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    We need individual names and faces of executives, publicly linking them to their deeds.

    “The corporation” didn’t do it.

    They didn’t do it because “it’s their job”

    They had a “screw humans over” button in front of them and knowingly pushed it when they themselves know they didn’t have to.

    Corporations cannot act. People can, and they are the ones responsible.

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    I only know about this thing because louis rossman made a video on it and it’s just… Do you really go to your fridge to watch movies or listen to music? Do you really need cameras on the inside of your fridge? It’s so weird

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    Wow I have never felt the urge to strangle a refrigerator. I am feeling new emotions everyday thanks to innovations in ad targeting