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slaacaa@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge

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The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge

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slaacaa@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • Avicenna@programming.dev
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    Wow I have never felt the urge to strangle a refrigerator. I am feeling new emotions everyday thanks to innovations in ad targeting

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    Lol. As a software engineer, give me the non-smart version of every appliance, home feature, and television. It’s why I went with a projector over a TV.

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      Twitter post that reads "Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.

      • ohlaph@lemmy.world
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        Classic!

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      smart tv: what is my purpose?

      me: HDMI 1

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      Which projector do you use?

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        I use an Epson and just hook up Roku for streaming or use a nearby PC. It has Android TV, but I never use it.

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          Wait, so you got a projector to avoid the smart features of a tv, but the projector has the smart features anyways, you just don’t use them?

          What was the point of getting a projector over a tv?

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            For the size/space, and portability. Plus I’m an Android Developer, so I can play around with the Android stuff and disable a lot of stuff if needed. And I use it to test some of my apps. But never for anything else. But it is far better than the garbage that is Samsung by miles. It’s streets ahead.

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      Unfortunately lots of affordable projectors are also “smart” these days, running some kind of Android TV

    • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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      Car, computer, printer, stove, TV etc…

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      How long until we have no real choice? The vast majority of TVs are smart TVs now

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    I once asked why anybody would want a smart fridge. Most people didn’t seem to know. The most common answer was that it could act as a focal point for a busy family for keeping track of things like appointments.

    So, like a blackboard/whiteboard, cork board, or even a normal fridge, some paper, and magnets.

    I’m no Luddite. I’ve got smart lamps so i can change the lighting in my living room & bedroom without getting up. And I’m looking into heating so i can have my heating come on when i leave work, rather than at a specific time. That saves effort and money.

    But i just see no reason whatsoever for anybody to have a smart fridge.

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      I would very much like a tablet on the wall, like a digital cork board/calendar/photo frame etc

      Building it into the fridge with what I assume are zero options about the actual software involved ain’t it though.

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        Those already exist and they don’t show ads

        https://usetrmnl.com/

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      They have electrolytes.

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    I’m never buying a “smart” appliance for my home if I can help it.

    None of these need this shit. Give me basic ass buttons. I just need my fridge to be cold, make ice, and spit out water. That’s as smart as I want.

    None of these things need a wifi connection.

    This is the old man hill I will die on.

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      Do you not have a faucet?

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        Ice and water fun a fridge is a luxury, but a nice luxury, and requires zero computers to do it

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        I do, but the fridge has colder filtered water.

        I didn’t buy this fridge, mind you.

        But I used to just have a filtered jug in the fridge, the tap is fine but it’s nice to have very cold water when you want it.

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      I just need my fridge to be cold, make ice, and spit out water. That’s as smart as I want.

      Yeah, the same applies to wives. She just needs to be hot, make dinners and swallow rather than spitting out. That’s as smart as I want.

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        What the fuck

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          fuck

          That too.

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            this is some edgelord cringe

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            I’m sitting at home in my tracksuit watching my Andrew Dice Clay tapes and an ad comes on but I’m so deep into a quart of Red, White, and Blue that I can’t find the fast forward button on the remote. Better post on lemmy

            Call the nurse, smells like grandpa needs to be changed again.

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    Dave , Daaaave . You’ve had too much ice cream tonight Dave. Eat some vegetables Dave, they are good for you

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      Eat some vegetables

      I’m afraid I can’t do that 🍰

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    Any idiot that bought one of these fridges deserves what they get.

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    Fridge is not mine, source: https://www.reddit.com/r/assholedesign/comments/1ow6cpu/apparently_my_samsung_fridge_has_ads_now/?sort=top

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  • FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world
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    “Start watching”, like anyone would wanna watch a series on their fridge, lol

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      Right? That’s what my Samsung smartwatch is for

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    Why would you need a smart fridge ?

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      As always, it’s because some people have too much money.

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      Throughout history mankind has suffered the burden of stupid fridges. We need to celebrate this momentous breakthrough.

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        Amen

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    We need individual names and faces of executives, publicly linking them to their deeds.

    “The corporation” didn’t do it.

    They didn’t do it because “it’s their job”

    They had a “screw humans over” button in front of them and knowingly pushed it when they themselves know they didn’t have to.

    Corporations cannot act. People can, and they are the ones responsible.

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    And I’m just here using a fridge that’s been going since before the fall of Yugoslavia…

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    Kill it with fire

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    It’s our fault for buying these pieces of shit.

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    I only know about this thing because louis rossman made a video on it and it’s just… Do you really go to your fridge to watch movies or listen to music? Do you really need cameras on the inside of your fridge? It’s so weird

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