Fake outrage was funnier when we didn’t have real problems to argue about.
FFS let people eat what they want in peace.
This is a breach of the Geneva Convention
I’d try it…
🍴Nah I wanna try that I love kiwis
a kiwi strawberry dessert pizza sounds fantastic
Nah we don’t have a common enemy, you couldn’t accept my taste for pineapples, I will not start being best buddies with you just because you think there’s someone with a worse taste, you’ll just use me to attack them and when there are no more kiwi pizza lovers you’ll go back to attacking me, the pineapple pizza lover. Either grow up and accept people like different flavors than you, or the pineapple kiwi pizza alliance will make you’ll taste flavor combos you wish could go back to hell where they came (this is an allegory to queers who want to exclude queers more “flamboyant” than them so that the heteros can leave them alone)
Also “LGB drop the T”. Once all the trans people are in camps, who do you think they’re coming for next, LGBs?
I’ve never tried roasted kiwis, but roasted peaches are absolutely delicious. What about peach pizza?
I’d fr love to try this. Im down with lots of pizza. Of course everyone on lemmy is discriminating, yall love to talk about how open minded you are, but just add some fruit to a pizza and witness the discrimination.
Woah I’m not that gung ho, I’d like to try this first.
You can pry my kiwizza from my cold, dead hands.
I feel like I’m the only one with no strong opinion either way about pineapple on pizza.
I’m with you. I’d never order a Hawaiian but if you put one in front of me I totally be happy with it.
there’s a place nearby that does a fantastic bacon and pineapple. perfect size bacon crumbles, crushed pineapple instead of chunks or tidbits. fuck now i want one and i’m not supposed to eat that without beer, doctor’s orders.
It is named Hawaiian, because he used a brand of pineapple called Hawaiian, was created in Ontario Canada. Portland Oregon already had papaya and pineapple pizza.
Oh no, that poor bird. All for an awful pizza.
Nah, I don’t judge people based on their food preferences.
What about cannibals?
it’s not the eating other people i judge, it’s the methods of acquisition
Dinner with a Cannibal: The Complete History of Mankind’s Oldest Taboo by Carole A. Travis (2008) is a great read ;)
I thought pickles would be the new controversy, but this raises thing to a new level.
Nah, man. Pickles are an established thing on pizza. At least in my parts of the world. Try a pizza with kielbasa, onions and pickles if You get the chance.
I mean pickled jalapeños are great (especially with pineapple) on pizza so it makes sense that something similar for folks that don’t like the heat would be tasty too
