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  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.

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    If you don’t know, this doesn’t stand for left and right. It stands for liquid and regular.

    • ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works
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      I am now more confused

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        Light and regular. There is also heavy. How much they can absorb.

        • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Light, Regular and Heavy

          Ahhh yes. Like Street Fighter.

  • Machinist@lemmy.world
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    I actually dated a girl who had a chambered pussy. She was born with mild spina bifida, and there was a scar on her tailbone.

    Anyhow, she loved doggy style. I’d get going good and then pop the head of my dick into the alcove, she’d cum her brains out.

    Fun times.

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      Hi, I’d like to unread what I just read, plz.

    • Constant Pain@lemmy.world
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      Need a diagram to understand what you mean

      • Machinist@lemmy.world
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        Alcove in blue. It didn’t extend into her intestines or anything, it was just a small pocket in the back wall.

        • i_am_tired_boss@lemmy.world
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          Why is she filled with corn? Is she American?

    • bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Which direction was the alcove?

      • Machinist@lemmy.world
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        It was in the back wall of the vagina, a little bit before her cervix.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Do some guys think that they have two balls but girls just have one vagina?

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      That’s nuts, where would they store their pee?

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        Women don’t pee. No balls.

        • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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          Makes sense.

        • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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          No they pee, they just can’t store it. That’s why they need tampons and such, it just falls right out.

    • glitch1985@lemmy.world
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      Yeah probably hiding by that “clitorus” thing they claim is real.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    How did you guys think double penetration works? Bunch of virgins.

  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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    I feel so stupid. I thought it was for left coiled and right coiled vaginas.

    • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world
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      I don’t think ducks typically use tampons.

  • ShawiniganHandshake@sh.itjust.works
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    Double Uterus / Double Vagina is a thing but it’s congenital and pretty rare. The uterus starts off as two ducts that eventually fuse into a single organ during fetal development. Sometimes they don’t fuse completely, leading to two uteruses and sometimes two vaginas.

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    Left hand and right hand insertation :-)

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    one threads in clockwise, the other threads in counterclockwise.

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    I wonder what else a lady could do as a bloke.

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      Two chicks at the same time, man.

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        Fuckin’ A

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          And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

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