Nobody gets murdered in Russia. They just accidentally fall out of windows because they’re clumsy.

This is exactly what flip books were designed for.

I don’t have any experience in politics but I’ll do it.

Best I can do is $7.50 USD and whatever meal you want from Taco Bell

Has anyone seen his birth certificate‽

Protip: If you suggest the fish smell is coming from her you won’t have to worry about it anymore.

I hear he’s got a huge hog.

Is it jiffy pop? I know where there is a fire.

I’d argue that he gave them extra code, a bonus if you will.

They hibernate for quite a while. Plenty of time to steal their honey jars.

Don’t worry he’s getting rid of half of the irs so there won’t be anyone to enforce tax laws.

The great thing about this is it’s always going to be reported first also since the stories can be prepared ahead of time.

Monoprice sells on Amazon also and if you have prime it’s usually cheaper than paying for shipping from monoprice.com

If we really want to get spicy then add some ranch.

Force PoE

Only if they take Florida also. Package deal.

Which column?

Natural clam juice as opposed to the artificial variety.

Notepad ftw!