Ayyy good for him. Congratulations CEO of Sex!

I love them.

Is anyone surprised by this? Like seriously.

Oh well that settles it. He’s obviously just fine.

Weekend at Bernie’s meets Freddy Fazbear.

Oh come on. This is ridiculous.

We all know he already got McConnell.

We also did it with vans for some reason. So throw that in your history notes.

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Not being busy != Free for a call of any kind.

Leave me alone. 😭

I’m putting a ring on you immediately.

You and me both. Hell mine is even modded with the phoning home patched out.

I love them all. 🥹

This feels somewhat relevant.

Checkmate atheists.

He is the chosen one.

I feel like she’s staring into my soul.

Fuck yeah. Like my pfp says: “Fuck them kids.” (Metaphorically speaking of course)

I look forward to going to functions with you. 😌

My dad was a racist, misogynistic, and homophobic asshole with a bad temper when I was growing up. He wasn’t a very good figure.

My early days gifted me a kind, old black man (I’m white) who taught me a lot about just being a good man. I was young, so I didn’t understand until much later, but I credit him with a lot of my kindness and patience.

Later in my teen years, after the aforementioned fella vanished, it was honestly George Carlin as weird as that sounds. His stand-up did a lot to help shape my views and break away from the bigoted programming my dad tried to force into me. He wasn’t perfect, but he did have a lot of pretty progressive views and ideas, especially for the times the material originally released.

After losing him, I just learned from people. Right wing and/or heavily religious rhetoric continued to push me left and eventually satanic.