Mine used to be “Network Name? Why not Zoidberg?”

Surprise surprise. 🙄🫩

Hell yeah.

I’m supposed to have a plan for this?

I love your blind cat.

Literally 1984.

Cannabis for sure. I mostly do edibles, but every now and then, I light up, breathe deep, and relax.

Makes me think of the George Carlin joke “Ya ever notice how all the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t wanna fuck in the first place?! Funny how that works out.”

I bet Bubba knows. Someone get Bill on the phone.

Good good. Let it all fall apart.

Hey, hey, in my defense, I was unaware of the horse possibility when I made this comment.

I mostly do agree with that sentiment, but I do reserve a little bit of “this could have happened” because of a few different events:

1. A jokey one: the way he dances. Looking like he’s haphazardly jerking two guys off.
2. A more serious reason: all the absolute batshit insane, entirely abnormal things surrounding this administration.
3. A very odd reason: Trump starting a campaign speech talking about Arnold Palmer’s dick.
4. A reason I don’t know how exactly to categorize: His extreme adoration for strong, dictatorial men.

For now, I’ll reserve judgement and continue to enjoy the memes and jokes at his expense. They do be amusing.

Every single day.

Some emails were recently released from the Epstein files that seem to suggest that Donald Trump may have sucked Bill Clinton’s dick.

I honestly don’t know what to think about it, but the memes have been pretty fire imo.

Holy fuck this one made me laugh out loud fr.

Being a creepy old white dude, last I checked. Business as usual.

Alright this got a chuckle outta me. Also I’d play the tuck outta it.

No you didn’t. Please tell me more!

I’ve always been pro-choice.

This has made me pro-abortion.