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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days ago

Hmmm who could it possibly be?

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Hmmm who could it possibly be?

sh.itjust.works

bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days ago
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  • grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works
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    Hershey is going to start making chocolate??

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      Their brown wax seems to be selling well enough. Not sure why they would change it up now.

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        Too many people are sticking a wick in the ‘chocolate’ and getting some very long lasting candles and, like most big companies, they really didn’t like people getting any real value for money so they’ve dropped the wax.

        Obviously it’ll still taste like shit, just not waxy shit.

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    lol it’s cadbury

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      *Palmer, dollar store “chocolate”.

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    You’ll be working for Slugworth

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    Kirby vacuums. They need someone familiar with chocolate because a vacuum can clean chocolate

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    Wait do people seriously apply to mystery companies? I’d interpret this as the company knowing their reputation is bad.

    Tell you what, I’ll apply if you don’t need to see my name until I’m hired.

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      It’s not always because their reputation is bad. Sometimes they have a really bad employee that they want to replace, but who will definitely know if their job is posted. This happens a lot at the executive level.

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        And a lot of recruiting companies are afraid you’ll bypass them and go apply directly, thus cutting out the middle man and they’re not allowed to send out goons to break your kneecaps.

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    ITS THOSE DAMN MARS FAMILY AT IT AGAIN!!

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    Wilbur Buds > Hershey Kisses

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    Well, is this a situation where many chocolate companies conglomerated to a specific area?

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    Ew, Hershey chocolate is gross. It tastes like vomit. No wonder they’re hiring anonymously.

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    Bet it pays minimum wage

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    It’s Hershey Ice Cream brand

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