Jesus said he’d return in the gospel’s lifetime. He’s very fucking late.

End of the day the Dow was down 1,679.39

Dropped 1,679.39 by the end of the day today.

The leopards eating faces are becoming obese.

He also had friends and allies all around the world. He’s undone that too.

Welcome to the party.

Signed, Canada

Change that to a Tesla.

“April 3, 2025”?

1 point. I’ve never sent/received a fax.

The incident comes as CEO Elon Musk’s aggressive cost-cutting efforts at DOGE have sparked a backlash against his EV maker.

No, the incident comes as Musk reveals he’s a fucking Nazi. Quit the bullshit. Elon Musk is a Nazi. The DOGE stuff is icing on the Nazi cake.

You’re assuming there will still be many workplaces.

We can’t even train them not to shit all over the sidwalk, so probably not.

I’m sure having a corrupt non-government narcissist rewrite the code for SS will be fine. It’s not like he could leave any code hidden in there for his own purposes, like controlling or redirecting payments or anything.

First of all, Streisand effect. I’d never heard of this portrait but now I had to look it up.

Second, it’s not great but it’s way better looking that his raggedy orange face. He should shut up and take the win.

He drove up on the sidewalk.

I really don’t know how this hasn’t been screamed loud and clear across the country. A vote for pp is a vote for Trump.

Why would anyone hire a lawyer from a firm that gives in like that? I don’t want a lawyer who’s a coward! I want one that will fight for me with everything they’ve got.

He bragged about it.

“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different.”

• Donald Trump

He’s the equivalent of one of those Facebook people that thinks “if you put this at the end of your posts they can’t steal your comments”. It’s nonsense and doesn’t change anything. Just ignore it and keep scrolling.

That’s the thing that bothers me about all these companies now. My data is my data, not theirs. They shouldn’t even be allowed to collect it, let alone sell it or give it to anyone who wants it.