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“Eh, can’t make chorizo without slaughtering some pigs, y’know?” – 60% of Hispanic voters, apparently.

You have a choice, my awesome little dude: the treats isle first, or the toys isle. What’s it gonna be?

The blessings document generated considerable conservative backlash, and some critics of the late Pope Francis had expressed hope that Pope Leo would rescind or ignore it.

Conservatives as always doing a fantasticdemonstrating why they should be chronodeported 2 millennia back.

What, dude? I’ll tryna chill here.

lmao 👽

“Hey guys, that fucking idiot with the water guns is back! Let’s go fuck him up! Again!”

lol it’s cadbury

Tappy tap tap… tappy tap… tappy tappy tap… tap

He’s a model, you know what I mean?

And he does his little turn on the catwalk, Yeah, on the catwalk,

On the catwalk, yeah

He does his little turn on the catwalk.

Some other cats: glares at you in the dark, slowly gets up and walks over to you, baps you right in your stupid face, goes back to warm spot and falls asleep, leaving you wondering where the fuck you went wrong.

Next time search for pictures of bird houses and realize that you don’t use a hanger bay door for the entrance to a bird house.

Never thought of super/subscripting an emoji^😎_👽

Edit: 🤔 what happens if I try to subscript a superscripted emoji?

Edit²: _wheeeee