When he made his travel plans, this was Dinosaur Planet. Imagine his disappointment.

Not rhetorical question: why don’t more people buy and sell abortion pills on the dark web?

It can’t sneeze

It would be delightfully ironic if they used the crypto that Trump is deregulating.

Things will get wild once someone invents a decentralized assassination market.

Signal used to work this way and I’m still mad they dropped SMS.

This time around, we can keep lists too.

You could just save money that doesn’t get arbitrarily taken from you.

Wyatt Yankstrash

Wait do people seriously apply to mystery companies? I’d interpret this as the company knowing their reputation is bad.

Tell you what, I’ll apply if you don’t need to see my name until I’m hired.

I just put my piano fingers in my pockets while I’m walking around. I think it looks sophisticated.

Whatever I want more stories about cool people who make me happy

I used to do that all the time when I lived in Van Nuys.

In hindsight, relying on an oath to prevent a prisoner’s dilemma wasn’t the best plan.

Ok but that has been a button for decades and we keep deciding other things are more important.

They correctly designed the roof to support the weight of the dog!

Any business owner who decides to trust Musk again deserves what he gets.

You gotta use nonsensical folder names, like “Roaming” or “System32”.

I’ve got bad news about your phone.