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    I’ll preface this by saying that this is not taking place in the US but you will find this long read interesting if you don’t have any intolerant or far-right relatives of your own. This is a real person, folks

    My sister, who is an absolute nutcase and has featured in many of my posts and comments before… My sister who has said so many racist, homophobic and transphobic things in the past… My sister who has said she’s “neutral on Ukraine vs Russia”, who has said “I hope Trump beats Kamala, cause she’s weird”…

    She messaged me yesterday to tell me how she’s mad that there are still so many Republicans in the senate. She wanted the Democrats to win even more seats. She’s mad that “rich people are ripping us all off” and she sees herself as poor when she earns nearly three times the national average. She’s even talking about voting for a green party here that will absolutely raise her taxes, which is hilarious. She has been screaming about how her taxes are too high for years now. We don’t even have progressive tax here… everyone is charged literally the same percentage of tax, no matter their income. She says she wants hers to be lower, because “she works harder and earns more than others”. But, long story short, at her most sane she says she wants everyone to pay the exact same amount because that’s what she thinks is fair. After a little argument about said taxes, I tell her to cool down and block her for a day.

    And then today she discovered El-Sayed, and had to tell me about him. Folks, the level of racism that she unleashed in the texts she sent me… fucking gruesome. She’s mad that he’s muslim. She goes on to describe a conservative misogynist muslim. I explain to her that progressive religious folks are very much a real thing and that they even publicly support trans rights. At the sight of the word trans, she goes on a “trans women are still men” rant. Halfway into this insanity she invites me to her birthday party on Saturday. I tell her I am obviously not going to attend. She appears to not even understand what she’s done wrong, or rather shrug it off as unimportant. The argument continues to the point of me calling my mother, who’s there with her while all this is happening(!), to ask her to speak to her daughter, who is obviously having some sort of mental health crisis, cause not a single soul even mentioned these elections to her. No one provoked her at all. She presumably went to TikTok, saw El-Sayed ragebait and went nuts. That went shitty. I lost my temper pretty fucking bad at both of them: my sister for being who she is and my mother for taking her side! I proceeded to then block her again, cause I’m not a masochist.

    It absolutely befuddles me how on earth someone can victimize themselves to this level and become so delusional about their wealth and privilege that they would enjoy the Democrats winning an election that was all about the cost of living and about not hurting minorities. She has to be the worst case of voting against your own interests I have ever seen. I’ve frequently told her that her obsession with money, her narcissism and hatred of minorities makes her perfectly compatible with the far-right, and if she has integrity she should take her mask off and show people who she really is. She’s literally voting against her wishes because she knows voting far-right is wrong. But she wishes USA Democrats were like her. And she’s talked herself into thinking that the center-left progressive greens she might vote for want to help her, when they probably see her as the enemy. I mean… thanks for your vote and now shut up forever, I guess…? The last election cycle she voted for a center-right corporation-friendly liberal party, which was at the time literally the only viable pro-EU option for virtually anyone decent. My whole family voted for it. But someone like her voting progressive green is some kind of anomaly scientists will struggle to explain for decades. I hope she does and sees them do thousands of things she hates.

    Ok, I need to go rest my fingers now. I think this is the longest comment I’ve ever typed. It’s a decent size blog post. Thanks for saving me a few bucks on therapy. Times are tough.

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    Looks like she’s just dishing back the troll talk her trashcan mother and her ilk have been subjecting normal Americans to for years…in the name of a felon rapist pedophile traitor.

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      What the hell is that republican troll style of writing crammed full of emojis? I figured the all caps wasn’t yelling, it was just the 3rd grade style printing “holding the pencil in the fist” level of education making big print familiar. But the emoji stuff is insane. Like they just don’t have the vocabulary and just have to send stick figure drawings to convey their words.

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    The parent was the one being blocked, and the child unblocked them long enough to pimp slap them with a text about democrats retaking control of the house and senate.

    What we can deduce from this post, is that the parent was a filthy MAGAT, and their child cut contact with them because they were a giant piece of shit; (as in the parent emotionally, physically, and/or sexually abused their child hard enough that when the child became and adult, the blocked the parent from their life.)

    I bet Rose still likes to pretend she has no idea why her child cut her off.

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      In case you missed it, some deductions can also be made from the flag in the parents handle.

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        I guess the flag indicates she supports Israel, or has been brainwashed by AIPAC propoganda. Is there anything else that flag seems to suggest. I had to look her up to see her account image better, and it’s pure maga trash. “Patriot warriors.”

        I bet she would love it if Trump grabbed her by the pussy.

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      the child unblocked them long enough to pimp slap them with a text

      That’s still no excuse for failing to use grammatically correct full sentences and employing vast herds of emoji whose subtext are confusing and tenuous at best.

      Like holy hell, that’s a WoT that is exhausting to look at, much less decipher.

      If you’re gonna pimp slap a conservative, most will need to be spoon-fed content at a 5th grade level or less, you’re not going to get through to them with the sophistication that typical mid-leftist content has. It’s just too advanced for them, even when broken down and written simply in short sentences.

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        She’s not trying to get through to her piece of shit mother, she’s trying to piss her off. And it worked very well!

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        spoon-fed content at a 5th grade level or less

        That’s still no excuse for (…) employing vast herds of emoji whose subtext are confusing and tenuous at best

        You’ll need to pick one.
        Also, their message was clearly conveyed perfectly clearly: 🖕🏾

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    Texans🤠 are saying “NO”❌ ❎ ❌ to their vegetables🧑🏻‍🦽

    took me a sec

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    Socials are wild these days, man. So many shitty parents telling on themselves and not realizing it.

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    My old fart brain really struggled reading that with all the emoji but it was completely worth it.

    Edit hours later: I’ve read this a dozen times and every time I chuckle and feel a little better.

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      Giving it a new name doesn’t make it any less unhinged. It is “ravings”. “Rage bait” depends on if “celebrating democracy” is rage-inducing to the viewer.

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      🍆🍆🍆🚨🚨 ATTENTION ⚠️📢 MY FILTHY 🫦💋 LITTLE 🤏 CONSTITUTIONAL CUNTS 📜🍑💦🇺🇸‼️ ERECTION 🗳️🍆💦 NIGHT 🌙✨ HAS OFFICIALLY 🚨✅ REACHED CLIMAX 😩🥵💦💦💦 THE BLUE BALLS 🔵🔵💙 HAVE EXPLODED 💥💥🌊💦 ALL OVER 🫨💦 DADDY DONNY’S 🍊👴🏻🤡 ORANGE FACE 😭💦🍊‼️ THE UNITED SLUTS 🇺🇸🍑💋 OF AMERICUM 🦅🗽✨ HAVE FINALLY 🙌🎉 GOTTEN THEIR DEMOCRUSSY 💙🫦🍑💦 BACK‼️🌊💙 JAMES TALAFREAKO 🤠🍆💋 IS SERVING 💅✨ TEXASS 🍑🤠🔥 WHILE KEN PAXTON 🐷🥦🤢 IS GAGGING 🤮😵‍💫 ON HIS FUCKING VEGETABLES 🥕🥬🥦🍆‼️ LINDSEY GRAHAM 👵🏻📿😭 HAS LOST HIS SOUTH CAROLINUSSY 🌴🍑💦 TO FANNIE ANDREWS 💃🔥💅👑 AND VIVEK RAWDOGSWAMY 🐎🍆🥵 IS GETTING HIS BLOW-HIO BUSSY 🍑💦🫦 DEMOLISHED 💥💥🍆 BY SHERROD BROWN 🤎💪🔥‼️ MAGA 🐘🍊🤡 IS PISSING 💦🚽 SHITTING 💩🚨 CRYING 😭😭 AND BEGGING 🥺🙏 FOR GRINDR TRADE 📲🍆🍑👀‼️ 🚨🚨🚨 THE BLUE WAVE 🌊💙🌊💙 HAS LEFT THE REPUBLICUNTS 🐘🍑🤡 HIGH 🥴⬆️ DRY 🏜️🌵 AND HORNY 🍆😩🥵‼️💅🍑💦 THE STATUE OF LIBERTY 🗽🇺🇸✨ IS SERVING CUNT 👑💋💅🍑 THE LAND 🏔️🌎 OF THE FREE 🦅🗽 IS OFFICIALLY ✅🎉 THE HOME 🏠💕 OF THE FREAKS 🫦😈🏳️‍🌈💗💜💙🍆💦 AND THE CUNTSTITUTION 📜🍑🦅 NOW REQUIRES 🚨⚖️ MANDATORY SLAYTRIOTISM 🇺🇸💅👑✨‼️ IN GOD 🙏⛪️ WE THRUST 👉🏼👌🏼🍆💦😩 💌💌 SEND 📫➡️💌 THIS TO 2️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR FREAKIEST 🫦😈💅 BLUE-BALLED 🔵🔵💦 BALLOT BABES 🗳️🍑💋 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 🔙💌 YOU’RE A NATIONAL 🇺🇸🦅 CUNTSTITUTIONAL 📜🍑 TREASURE 💎👑💅✨ IF YOU GET 5️⃣✋ YOU’RE A BIPARTISAN 🤝💙❤️ BOTTOM 🍑🫦😩 AND IF YOU GET 0️⃣🚫😭 YOU’RE A DONALD FRUMP 🎺🤡🍊 WITH NO TRADE 🚫🍆💔 NO RIGHTS 🚫📜⚖️ AND NO BUSSY 🚫🍑😭‼️ GOD BLESS 🙏✨ THE UNITED SLAY-TES 🇺🇸🦅💙🌊💦💅👑🍆🍑‼️

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      🚨🌊🌊 THE BIG BLUE 💦💦 TSUNAMI 🌊🌊🚨 HAS 🍆 ARRIVED 🍆 YOU 😩😩 FILTHY 😈 ELECTORAL 😈 FREAKS 🍑🍑🥵 The 🐴🔵 DONKEYS 🔵🐴 just went ALL 💯💯 THE 💯💯 WAY 🍆🍆 in BOTH 👐👐 CHAMBERS 🏛️🏛️ of CONGRESS 😫😫 and they did NOT 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ pull out 😳😳💦 It’s a 🔵🔵 BLUE-KAKKE 🔵🔵 from SEA 🌊 to SHINING 🌊 SEA 💦 The 🐘🔴 ELEPHANTS 🔴🐘 are crying 😭😭 into their 🗳️ RECOUNT 🗳️ forms 📝📝 because their 🍆 MAJORITY 🍆 went SOFT 😔😔 right when it MATTERED 📉📉💀 The HOUSE 🏠🏠? CLAIMED 😈😈 The SENATE 🏛️🏛️? BRED 🥵🥵 The FILIBUSTER?? 😳 Getting 👉👌 RAILED 👉👌 by SIMPLE 🍆 MAJORITY 🍆 VOTES 💦💦 GAY 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 SHARIA 📜📜 LAW 🔨 is now 🥵 OFFICIALLY 🥵 SPREADING 🍑🍑 across the CUNTRY 🇺🇸😩 and your 🧔 UNCLE 🧔 at THANKSGIVING 🦃🦃 is ALREADY 😱😱 SWEATING 💦💦💦 So BEND 🙇🙇 OVER 🍑 for TWO 2️⃣ YEARS 📅📅 of 🔵 LEGISLATIVE 🔵 POUNDING 🔨🔨🍆 because the GAVEL 🔨 is BLUE 🔵 and it is THICC 🍆😤

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      Don’t know if they’re the same, but those two were going around my chats Wednesday morning

      Edit: To clarify, I don’t know in the sense that I can’t focus on them long enough, or god forbid commit the to memory long enough to compare one to the other. I do thoroughly enjoy the vibe, though.

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    A lot of people here missing the joke that Maga usually writes messages like this, and that this is a parody

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      I didn’t actually realize people still sent copypastas. Like I’ve always seen the filters on messaging and like auto mod stuff, but I’ve never actually seen anyone do it in like 15-20 years now so I actually had stopped enabling those type of filters.

      I’m not disappointed about that though, I don’t feel like I’ve lost anything of value.

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      And A lot of people seem to be sincerely liking that mess, which is… disconcerting…

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        It’s entertaining because it’s written to both parody and trigger MAGA, that’s all there is to it.