Lame. Next.

My cats reveal that I am the most generous and loveable human

Can you blame him? He’s got a thing going with Bubba. He won’t ruin that by letting some BBC inside his finances

I’m so into vanilla it’s crazy. Seriously. Practically any dessert.

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I used to inhale a whole regular-sized pizza. Now I have 3/4 of a 400g small. With cheese, if I’m feeling brave.

Andrew and Tristan Tate to remain in jail

I like it better this way

Tidal has a no-AI button, if it helps. They’ve just introduced it. That’s music taken care of, I guess. It’s something.

YouTube is letting people mark their videos as AI or not AI and I assume doing nothing with it? I think I’ve stumbled upon an AI video or two on YouTube but I didn’t see any labels?

EDIT: Oh, fuck, are they just asking us to label our videos “non-AI” so they don’t train their own AI on AI slop? Fuck.

I miss being able to tell people they suck with just one click

Yea, man. That can really mess with your guts, I hear

That makes sense. I knew being in polyamorous relationships was not that common

So it’s more of a hobby, really

Is that a threat?

Sorry. That’s me. I was out for a snack

EDIT: The snack wasn’t people.

EDIT 2: Ok, I realize bringing it up makes it seem like the snack WAS people, but, I promise you, it was NOT people

EDIT 3: You know what? Who are YOU to judge anyway? Like… hypothetically… if I WERE a winged demon from the underworld that OCCASIONALLY surfaces to nibble on some human toes… is that such a bad thing?

I teach guitar lessons. They’re only £15 per hour. But the guitar will cost you £150. And the amp will cost you £100. And being in a band will cost you £10 per rehearsal for the rest of your life. Wanna tour? Bad news, bud. It’ll cost ya.

EDIT: Also, the feral cats that hung out in my yard were free, but the vet bills are about to absolutely destroy me

Oh, I’m about to argue with one right now you little dumbass

Cars 1 is better

You, my friend… need to 🎶 find yourself. Yea, that’s when you find yourself 🎶

Eddsworld! Neat

Fuck anyone who makes millions off of basic human rights

[ drops SM-58 mic ]

[ the floor breaks ]

Checking them for poison. You’re welcome

EDIT: Just noticed someone else made the same comment. I am not deleting mine. We are both right and this only gives further strength to our statement.