They’re weighing the “political consequences” of impeaching her, I’ve heard

And it won’t be by GDP either. He will ask the exact same amount from each country. If you’re too small to pay, you get conquered

On Reddit this post would have a depressing -7

On Lemmy I know that 8 people still remember Shoes 😆

P.S: Your shoes rule

Trump is a genius inventor: he keeps coming up with new ways to take bribes

BILLION DOLLAR IDEA: A BAR, BUT YOU CAN HEAR THE PEOPLE YOU’RE WITH

I know, right? Might as well not wear one

Joke’s on you. I can do both those accents.

I don’t think it lived in his ear…

Your mom?

EDIT: Sorry. Low-hanging fruit.

EDIT 2: Like your mom

EDIT 3: Goddammit, I can’t help myself

EDIT 4: (around your mom)

EDIT 5: That’s it. I’m logging out.

He’s sharp. He’s agile. If you try to beat George, you will only be beating AROUND the Bush

I was banned from a group called Late Stage Capitalism, where one of the rules is you’re not allowed to support the Democrats and another is you’re not allowed to call anyone a “bot” or “tankie” or “paid by Putin”

They banned me for “NBo anticommunist bullshit”

I don’t even know what “NBo” means but I’m gonna assume a community that has a rule against calling people “paid by Putin” is not exactly a good bunch of people

Don’t threaten those perverts with a good time

Funny. So did America

My pencil is ready

EDIT: This is not a euphemism

From the producers of “New Baby Smell” comes a family-friendly comedy that is sure to melt your heart: “New Puppy Taste”

Nothing Trump ever does ever lasts more than a few hours.

“We conquered Venezuela”

Two hours later: “No, you didn’t”

You are now permanently banned from Reddit

Actually, there is another cat called Annie who is 39 and there are even claims of another cat who made it to 40. That is according to Ratboys, a source that I trust on cats.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ndspUKdVa6Q&list=RDndspUKdVa6Q&start_radio=1&pp=ygUNcmF0Ym95cyBhbm5pZaAHAQ%3D%3D

Dude, I was JUST ABOUT to go to sleep. I am literally in bed.

Christians aren’t real, though, right? Christians can’t hurt me, right?

I have not yet met a young person who doesn’t know what a CD is. I feel like the internet has pranked me.

It was them, wasn’t it? The kids. They started this rumor did they not? They’re laughing at us right now, aren’t they? They’re reading this comment and they know I fell for it.