only if youre drunk

Cento peeled tomatoes and a little basil makes better sauce for less than 7.49 just saying

Clearly hasn’t aroused a clit enough, next

“… when pigs fly” : basically never
“… when pigs can look up” : basically right now

Ok but are we gonna ignore that the fork could pick up some?

F - union
Ftfy

They used to be so seasoned I couldn’t finish a short can

6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you

Cheese activates the same part the brain as heroin 🤷

Put this on a shirt

He thought he could get iran to sign an NDA to keep raping them. Ha!

Following in pistorius foot steps hehe

Drinks so good they make the dead look lively