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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

You can just do stuff.

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You can just do stuff.

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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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    Looking up is about one of the only things they can do 😢

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    Pigs can’t look up because their little blue cap with the shiny badge on the front would fall off.

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    Pigs can’t look up because they have crippling depression.

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    Pig sees night sky for the first time

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    Pigs are fucking terrified of the abyss. Do not do this.

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    Aton, somewhere, was crying, whimpering horribly like a terribly frightened child. "Stars - all the Stars - we didn’t know at all. We didn’t know anything. We thought six stars in a universe is something the Stars didn’t notice is Darkness forever and ever and ever and the walls are breaking in and we didn’t know we couldn’t know and anything - "

    Someone clawed at the torch, and it fell and snuffed out. In the instant, the awful splendor of the indifferent Stars leaped nearer to them.

    On the horizon outside the window, in the direction of Saro City, a crimson glow began growing, strengthening in brightness, that was not the glow of a sun.

    The long night had come again.

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      If anyone didn’t know this was Asimov’s Nightfall like me, you can read it here.

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        One of my favorites!

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    Vincent D’Onofrio: Pig God

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    Wow, this is really poetic.

    It might be because I’m already reading something that’s ultimately about trusting other people and fermenting a strong belief in human kindness and compassion, but this is really doing something to me.

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      fermenting a strong belief

      On the offchance, the word you want is probably ‘fomenting’.

      • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Fuck! You’re right

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    this is what it’s like to be gentle-dom’d

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      Gentle-dom’d? Alright that’s a new one for me.

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    Behold! The impossible!

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      That’ll do pig

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      That’s some pig

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      “Signature look of superiority.”

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      Pig is wearing stilettos

      Performance enhancing attire is prohibited from this event

      🇮🇴 Pig: DNF

      Devastating

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    What nobody tells you is the pigs are free, you can just pick them up and take them.

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      I think that’s just ducks

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    And then kill Daredevil

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      With Mjolnir.

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      “Give me… sugar … In water.”

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    Vincent D’Onofrio?

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      The guy who voiced the duke in dishonored 2

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      The guy who kills Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacke

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    “… when pigs fly” : basically never
    “… when pigs can look up” : basically right now

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    “tilt this pig ever so gentle…”

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      My favorite part, too. Makes the whole thing, really.

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