Behold! The impossible!

“Signature look of superiority.”
Pig is wearing stilettos
Performance enhancing attire is prohibited from this event
🇮🇴 Pig: DNF
Devastating
That’ll do pig
That’s some pig
Looking up is about one of the only things they can do 😢

Pigs can’t look up because their little blue cap with the shiny badge on the front would fall off.
Pigs can’t look up because they have crippling depression.
And then kill Daredevil
“Give me… sugar … In water.”
With Mjolnir.
What nobody tells you is the pigs are free, you can just pick them up and take them.
I think that’s just ducks
Pigs are fucking terrified of the abyss. Do not do this.
Vincent D’Onofrio?
The guy who kills Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacke
The guy who voiced the duke in dishonored 2
Aton, somewhere, was crying, whimpering horribly like a terribly frightened child. "Stars - all the Stars - we didn’t know at all. We didn’t know anything. We thought six stars in a universe is something the Stars didn’t notice is Darkness forever and ever and ever and the walls are breaking in and we didn’t know we couldn’t know and anything - "
Someone clawed at the torch, and it fell and snuffed out. In the instant, the awful splendor of the indifferent Stars leaped nearer to them.
On the horizon outside the window, in the direction of Saro City, a crimson glow began growing, strengthening in brightness, that was not the glow of a sun.
The long night had come again.
If anyone didn’t know this was Asimov’s Nightfall like me, you can read it here.
One of my favorites!
Vincent D’Onofrio: Pig God
Pig sees night sky for the first time

Wow, this is really poetic.
It might be because I’m already reading something that’s ultimately about trusting other people and fermenting a strong belief in human kindness and compassion, but this is really doing something to me.
fermenting a strong belief
On the offchance, the word you want is probably ‘fomenting’.
Fuck! You’re right
“… when pigs fly” : basically never
“… when pigs can look up” : basically right nowthis is what it’s like to be gentle-dom’d
Gentle-dom’d? Alright that’s a new one for me.
And all these ETs are doing is fucking with fighter pilots











