Fucking dude logic. The clitoris is almost 17 cm long… that’s the average man’s penis size
I’ve never been told my dick is small by a woman who hadn’t already told me it was big. This leads me to have two competing hypotheses about the size of my penis. It either:
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undergoes a cycle of drastic size changes that follows a sawtooth function, gradually decreasing throughout a relationship to a minimum during the relationship-ending argument only to instantly shoot back up to a maximum upon getting with the next chick, or it:
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Remains a consistent normal size while a series of women repeatedly told the same set of contradictory lies as a method of manipulating my feelings one way and then another.
Now to design an experimental apparatus to test these hypotheses.
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FR, if a woman tells you that your dick is small, tell her that’s because her shit stank like a yeast infection.
Lmfaoooooo
Remembering that lots of girls get off with other girls who have no dicks gave me a significant amount of confidence.
Skill issue?
This is more of an “issue with T-blockers and estrogen shrinking penis in most people, save for a select few”.
You’d be surprised what some girls pack
I may not have a large dick, but I’m technically in the 99.75th percentile of dick size in women
oh my folly he is smoovin in 3 dimintions
WELCOME TO THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!!!
Yee yee I posted that last week
Sorry, this meme is ours now.
Good
Listen, I’d trust the review of a person that handled several over that of someone who only handled one.
Why would a man not be handling loads of them?
I may have inferred too much from the penis angst and the ‘kings’, but they didn’t feel like the words of someone that comfortable with their own sexuality to have relations with multiple genders.
Having been told this, it’s not as devastating as I thought it’d be
I mean I’m suicidal but I’m sure it has nothing to do with this
If girls are going to collect dicks, they aren’t going to collect the small ones, probably. I suspect plenty of girls have big dicks in their collection.
What about girls who prefer small dicks? I bet their collection is filled with small dingies (though probably not as many as they’d prefer).
Collecting ?
Clearly hasn’t aroused a clit enough, next
Wow, OP, your post history is just…something special. This one in particular.
My shitpost posts/comments are fun troll time. My ask posts/comments are usually pretty serious conversations about real topics. My showerthoughts posts/comments are somewhere in between. I speak pretty differently in each community im active in. If you’re interacting with me in shitpost, very rarely am I being genuine. If you interact with me in ask, very rarely am I being disingenuous. I try to speak/post within the context of the community I’m in.
“It was just a joke, bro! It was just a joke! If you’re offended, it’s a joke, otherwise I was being sincere.”
See, this is the reading equivalent of hearing vs listening for you. If thats what you took away from what I wrote. You’re ugly.
Lotta gender essentialism in this comment section.
Annnd their profile is all rapid fire boomer humour posts.
What’s up babe?
Another fedi mean girl who loves to righteously scold and mock everyone for the smallest shit, demanding fair treatment and good behavior, all the while being antagonistic and rude.
Yes. Get the fuck over it and shut up.
Yes. Get the fuck over it and shut up.
Get over what, your stanky attitude and rudeness? You seem a little too self-important.
