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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

it's literally zero

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it's literally zero

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago
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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    Remembering that lots of girls get off with other girls who have no dicks gave me a significant amount of confidence.

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    Skill issue?

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      This is more of an “issue with T-blockers and estrogen shrinking penis in most people, save for a select few”.

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    You’d be surprised what some girls pack

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    I may not have a large dick, but I’m technically in the 99.75th percentile of dick size in women

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      oh my folly he is smoovin in 3 dimintions

      • WoodScientist@lemmy.world
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        WELCOME TO THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!!!

  • John Doe@lemmy.world
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    I see dead people with limp dicks

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yee yee I posted that last week

      • Billegh@lemmy.world
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        Sorry, this meme is ours now.

        • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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          Good

  • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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    Listen, I’d trust the review of a person that handled several over that of someone who only handled one.

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      Why would a man not be handling loads of them?

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        I may have inferred too much from the penis angst and the ‘kings’, but they didn’t feel like the words of someone that comfortable with their own sexuality to have relations with multiple genders.

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    Having been told this, it’s not as devastating as I thought it’d be

    I mean I’m suicidal but I’m sure it has nothing to do with this

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    Clearly hasn’t aroused a clit enough, next

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    If girls are going to collect dicks, they aren’t going to collect the small ones, probably. I suspect plenty of girls have big dicks in their collection.

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      What about girls who prefer small dicks? I bet their collection is filled with small dingies (though probably not as many as they’d prefer).

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Collecting ?

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    Wow, OP, your post history is just…something special. This one in particular.

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      My shitpost posts/comments are fun troll time. My ask posts/comments are usually pretty serious conversations about real topics. My showerthoughts posts/comments are somewhere in between. I speak pretty differently in each community im active in. If you’re interacting with me in shitpost, very rarely am I being genuine. If you interact with me in ask, very rarely am I being disingenuous. I try to speak/post within the context of the community I’m in.

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        “It was just a joke, bro! It was just a joke! If you’re offended, it’s a joke, otherwise I was being sincere.”

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          See, this is the reading equivalent of hearing vs listening for you. If thats what you took away from what I wrote. You’re ugly.

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    Lotta gender essentialism in this comment section.

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        Annnd their profile is all rapid fire boomer humour posts.

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          What’s up babe?

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          Another fedi mean girl who loves to righteously scold and mock everyone for the smallest shit, demanding fair treatment and good behavior, all the while being antagonistic and rude.

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            Yes. Get the fuck over it and shut up.

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              Yes. Get the fuck over it and shut up.

              Get over what, your stanky attitude and rudeness? You seem a little too self-important.

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    TBF, if her dick is 0", doesnt that make her a subject matter expert?

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    Fucking dude logic. The clitoris is almost 17 cm long… that’s the average man’s penis size

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    Uhm…

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Sup

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