Looks exactly like the freak.
Aight. Scrap den.
Are you kidding? The puppets would kick Elon’s ass easily. They are much stronger than him.
He ain’t ever carried tools to drop
I heard that his dick is all messed up from a failed enlargement surgery. Its believable because apparently Grimes said it to a friend of hers. Its also believable because Elon has definitely had cosmetic surgery, hair transplants, etc so I can totally see him trying to enlarge his dick and it failing (which isn’t uncommon with such procedures.)
You think he’s get his weight taken care of.
Dear Lord, to have a trillion dollars, and to still look like Jabba the Hutt?
Probably, Elon doesn’t strike me as a “real change comes from the inside and takes years of hard work and self-reflection” type of guy.
His weird torso shape is almost certainly a combo of him taking a mix of test and high coupled with semi regular liposuction.
Liposuction removes the fat cells whereas losing weight normally just empties them. By removing them you discourage the body from growing them there again as it takes signifcant effort for the body to regrow them. This leads to weird fat distribution.
His total lack of application for diet and weight training means his roid intake doesn’t go where its meant to. Roids just don’t work without signifcant effort, sure those massive meatheads use roids but they also work fucking hard to get massive
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Thats what all his romantic partners said
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Damn right
I’m sick and tired of all these foreigners coming to my country, taking my tax dollars and using them on their vanity projects like flying cars and on top of it they threaten me with violence. ICE, arrest that man.
You promised investors self-driving cars. You sold thousands of cars to customers while advertising self-driving cars. None of the cars are self-driving. You should be in prison for fraud.
If nothing else, the SEC should have stomped him a new mudhole by now for in-your-face stock manipulation.
Full self driving by 2016 guaranteed!!
He promised to design a quiet leaf blower. They have that already, Elon. It’s called a rake.
I just saw a Tesla turning in front of me today that was literally stretching, arms up and head back, while the car was turning.
I think it goes beyond fraud, he sold them on an idea that’s actively making the roads more dangerous.
How can someone be such a loser. Like, willingly. Who’s to blame here - not bad parenting or childhood trauma - just a loser by choice
The bill WILL come due for him. My bet is he flees back to South Africa, where he will be captured and beaten to death. Get it on Kalshi I’ll throw $5 on it lol.
He can’t hide on earth and his daydream of fleeing to Mars is impossible. Odds are humanity will find a way to snatch him. What his captures end up doing to him is anyones guess. If I were him I’d be begging for the accountability and humility of the US federal prison system.
I hope he likes to Hang around train stations with MAnGo Mussolini.
Can I bet he’ll flee to Argentina with his boy toy theil?
All of these billionaire oligarchs have put hundreds of millions into lavish underground and offshore survival bunkers; they are fully prepared to hide themselves away from the consequences of their greed and ambition.
With only one thermal exhaust port. Would be a shame if someone were to do something to it.
Captured by who? Plenty of white supremacist there who will kiss the ground he walks on. Fucker will probably make New Rhodesia with an army of racist Afrikaners and English South Africans.
This guy is the ultimate definition of cringe
You called for me?
Elon Musk is the personification of a moron’s hallucination of a genius.
This tells me elon has many employees he considers puppets. These puppets are used by him to trash others as a third party. He doesn’t think anyone would say anything bad about him unless someone else was paying them.
As a puppet slowly approached him he held his arm up to the heavens and shouted “Sieg Heil!”.
Mein Furher, save me from the puppets!
Off in the distance, nearly inaudible but coming ever closer…
It’s time to play the music
It’s time to light the lightsWarum?
Sounds like a death threat to me.
Sue him for emotional damages
Be careful! he studied the blade
Elon Musk has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.
Jonah Hill has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.
Who will survive?
Finally a cage match I’m willing to pay to watch.
I fully believe Jonah Hill could hospitalize me in seconds.
I do not believe that about Musk. At all.
Both are nepo babies. Jonah Hill Feldstein is the son of a movie studio producer. But yeah, I do suspect he could crush Elon if they ever fought. Which is why we, the internet, need to instigate a fight between them.
Not sure why you bolded Feldstein, am I supposed to recognize that name?
Maybe Jonah Hill/Mark Zuckerberg would be a closer match, and we would all be winners with that one.
Musk in an opening bout, maybe against Jeff Bezos?
Johan Hill was born Jonah Hill Feldstein, he changed his name to remove that last part because his dad is a famous and powerful studio exec. He was trying to hide his nepo baby status.
I’ve never seen a movie with him in it so I can’t judge his level of talent. 🤷🏻
I think it is a good choice as a stage name.
I’m perfectly willing to believe he’s also an insecure jerk with a chip on his shoulder, that’s kind of table stakes for comedians. I couldn’t believe how much of an asshole Conan O’Brien was in his documentary.
Miss Piggy would mop the floor with Elon Musk.
Whose Jiu Jitsu is stronger? Elon Musk vs Jonah Hill
Probably would be a lot of high-pitch screeching in that match.
Lets be realistic. It would be a slap fight with both of them bawling.
What a pathetic limp dicked dipshit. lol.
Thats the rumor. Sounds like a botched dick enlargement surgery according to the tweets.
