You know mimes can speak, right? Like the mime could just end the act.

Not to defend Netanyahu, he’s a despicable piece of shit.

Israel has about 10 million people in it. If I’m not mistaken, he’s saying that it would be like the United States losing 40k people — because the way the numbers work out 1000 people from Israel is around 0.01% of their population and 40000 people from the U.S. is around 0.01% of our population.

All that being said - Netanyahu certainly does believe that every Israeli is worth infinitely more than any American. Unfortunately his words in this circumstance do not directly reflect that belief. Perhaps indirectly, but not directly.

Edit: my numbers are not 100% accurate due to quik maffs, but you get my point.

“You gonna eat that?”

They make you earn it way more than other cats, but that trust is rock solid.

My first kitten was feral. I still have scars. She ate from my palm, no I should clarify — she demanded to be fed from my palm. She’d routinely clean me, just lick lick lick with that sandpaper tongue.

She was my cat, and distinctly my cat. She died in my arms and I’ve never cried harder. She was worth it, though. She’d have been there for me if the situation was reversed.

What is a CC?

A lot of techbros are convinced having a watch on makes people take you more seriously.

Better than a misogynist

So you’re well trained and delusional, got it.

Good luck, hopefully being well trained pays off.

What a comeback, you’re such a good boy! Look at you, well trained and shit.

I refuse.

Kids with sane parents you mean? Yes, the ones who can’t be vaccinated for legitimate reasons.

The Tibetan Fox always makes me think of Gmork.

I think that’s a bit different from setting up a drone to bring you a gun, personally.

Still falls under your control in that instance, unless you’ve got someone else summoning it for you (we don’t need to talk about how, just assume it’s a drone and not magic) at which point we’re talking about a conspiracy.

Oh, hey — I’ve gone through this since his first term.

Yeah I asked my Trump loving office trog what he thinks about all the stuff Trump, Hegseth and the other sycophants say. His response boiled down to ‘I don’t pay attention to everything they say or do.’

The average Trump voter will not be described as discerning in the history books. It’s a shame they’ve been allowed to be the loudest Americans.

Is it wrong for me to say I don’t want these people here?

Crimson Desert.

I have never played a game like this. So much good, but the bad is so bad.

If you leave your mouth open for long enough, you break the vacuum holding the shit and piss stink in and you’ll start smelling.

Fuck, you made me laugh cough with that last bit.

We have been here for years, the NSA has been recording everything we say here in the U.S. for… a long time. I’m not actually clear on how long they’ve been doing it.

Also, I can buy a camera no wider than a penny and have it quite literally anywhere on my person without you knowing — unless nudists also have a rule where they drive to the nude beach naked, you’ve kinda been shit out of luck for a while there too.

Edit: sorry, sorry — I lied. It is slightly larger than a penny.

Ok, but do you have weed?

For reference, I look like John Lennon with longer hair and I definitely have weed. So the stereotype about me is 100% true.