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cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago

Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him

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Ketamine addict Elon Musk believes puppets are attacking him

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cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 hours ago
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    9 hours ago

    Aight. Scrap den.

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      8 hours ago

      Are you kidding? The puppets would kick Elon’s ass easily. They are much stronger than him.

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      He ain’t ever carried tools to drop

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        I heard that his dick is all messed up from a failed enlargement surgery. Its believable because apparently Grimes said it to a friend of hers. Its also believable because Elon has definitely had cosmetic surgery, hair transplants, etc so I can totally see him trying to enlarge his dick and it failing (which isn’t uncommon with such procedures.)

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          You think he’s get his weight taken care of.

          Dear Lord, to have a trillion dollars, and to still look like Jabba the Hutt?

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            Probably, Elon doesn’t strike me as a “real change comes from the inside and takes years of hard work and self-reflection” type of guy.

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            Thats what all his romantic partners said

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