I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often
You drink olive oil?
This has some 4chan green text food horror story vibes.
You can also try two beers. Just two beers.
I’ve got some on the tree out front. Should I just go raw dawg em?
rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(
Replace with baby dill pickles/gherkins :3
Missing out on all the calories!
this sounds like an advertisement from ants in my eyes johnson
I am indeed off work late tonight and a super early morning tomorrow morning, and I am indeed very hungry and have zero energy to cook. I also have a large jar of olives that haven’t been opened yet. Hmm. This seems like a great idea. Thanks OP!
Please report back on your lack of regret.
not op. I regret nothing!
Aw shit, I ate 50 olives.
Best of luck. Hope you have one of these.
Do olives make you poo? Ive eaten a lot of them before and not noticed issues
Most foods make you poo, I think
Got me lol
Of course, how else would I rinse my olives?
If you ate 50 of those kind of olives, you’ll definitely want an STI check, maybe a lawyer too.
You have exceeded the required quantity of olives. Now you will regret.
You poo’er levels are now over 9000!
There is only 1 food in this world that i cannot stand…
Can’t stand black olives. Green olives are pretty good tho. The garlic stuffed ones slap
Every once in a while I read a comment that is exactly something I have said and today this is it. Everyone I know loves flavorless little black olives and I just love green (especially garlic stuffed) olives.
But what if you ate 30 to 40 of them? Might change your mind…
Eewww id rather eat an olive
Add some London dry gin and you got yourself a deal.
I don’t buy green olives or macadamia nuts anymore.
If I have a whole jar of green olives, I eat a whole jar of green olives, one after the other. Same for the nuts.
Partake, my children, surely 30-40 Olives is an excellent dinner, and I surely do not have a vested interest in women’s jeans!
Yes YES, partake! I have no investment in denim, EAT THE OLIVES, NOW
Derek!
My best friend literally did this last week. I sent her the meme. She has no regrets.
(But she also has POTS, so salt is a good thing for her!)
Edit: the meme inspired her to do it again tonight, lol.
