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minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up49·18 hours agoBed frames are feminine, put that mattress on the floor. While your at it, get rid of the sheets, bare mattress it up. Lighting is too fancy, fancy is feminine. Plain flickering bulb is what you want for ambiance.
minus-squarePacMan@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour agoNeeds a ghetto cricket too. If you don’t have one you can make one. Go get a smoke alarm and find the shittiest battery that powers it just enough to chirp
minus-squareHotsauceHurricane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·15 hours agoyou may not like it, but this is what peak male interior design performance looks like
minus-squaredarkdemize@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up24·18 hours agoHow did you get a picture of my 1st apartment bedroom?
minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·17 hours agoChandelier is a bit feminine
minus-squareHotsauceHurricane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·15 hours agosorry, those are my cursed glass daggers of illumination.
minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·14 hours agoOh, my mistake, very metal, not feminine.
minus-squareI_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·16 hours agoWomen hate overhead lighting. We decided at the meeting.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 hours agoI fully believe that; almost all of the women in my family vastly prefer table lamps. I inherited all 19 of my grandmother’s.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·16 hours agoI’m picky. I need a fluffy blanket and a comforter on the air mattress to be fully comfy.
minus-squareM137@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 hours agoYOU’RE* How is it so hard to get right?
minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 hours agoSpellibg, grammar and literacy are feminine
minus-squareI_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·16 hours agoI don’t understand the bed frame. Is it a 2 inch mattress on a platform frame? You’re going to bang your shin on that so hard. Also, the bed is blocking the closet doors because, I’m assuming… closets are for ladies?
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·18 hours agoYou joke, but that was my setup for years
minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-217 hours agoI bet you’re manly as fuck Edit: also, what’s heroine like?
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·17 hours agoHeroine? Like a female superhero? I uh…I dunno man. We’ve already established that I am very manly. Then again, Wonder Woman would be a heroine, and she’s probably more manly that emo ass Batman! Waaaah!!! Waaaah!!! My parents died! Both of Spidermans parents died. And his uncle ben. And you don’t see him being a little emo pussy. Well, except in Spiderman 3. But we don’t talk about that one.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoThat was my place in Florida. I think I even had the audacity to bring a girl there. IIRC we ended up back at her place.
Bed frames are feminine, put that mattress on the floor. While your at it, get rid of the sheets, bare mattress it up.
Lighting is too fancy, fancy is feminine. Plain flickering bulb is what you want for ambiance.
Needs a ghetto cricket too. If you don’t have one you can make one. Go get a smoke alarm and find the shittiest battery that powers it just enough to chirp
you may not like it, but this is what peak male interior design performance looks like
How did you get a picture of my 1st apartment bedroom?
Chandelier is a bit feminine
sorry, those are my cursed glass daggers of illumination.
Oh, my mistake, very metal, not feminine.
Women hate overhead lighting. We decided at the meeting.
I fully believe that; almost all of the women in my family vastly prefer table lamps. I inherited all 19 of my grandmother’s.
I’m picky. I need a fluffy blanket and a comforter on the air mattress to be fully comfy.
YOU’RE*
How is it so hard to get right?
Spellibg, grammar and literacy are feminine
I don’t understand the bed frame. Is it a 2 inch mattress on a platform frame? You’re going to bang your shin on that so hard.
Also, the bed is blocking the closet doors because, I’m assuming… closets are for ladies?
You joke, but that was my setup for years
I bet you’re manly as fuck
Edit: also, what’s heroine like?
Heroine? Like a female superhero? I uh…I dunno man. We’ve already established that I am very manly.
Then again, Wonder Woman would be a heroine, and she’s probably more manly that emo ass Batman!
Waaaah!!! Waaaah!!! My parents died!
Both of Spidermans parents died. And his uncle ben. And you don’t see him being a little emo pussy.
Well, except in Spiderman 3. But we don’t talk about that one.
That was my place in Florida. I think I even had the audacity to bring a girl there. IIRC we ended up back at her place.