“Oh thank God, you’re right on time. Quick, get some gloves. I’ve got something stuck up there and could use some help! Hello?! Are you still there!?”
This could backfire spectacularly
Or it could go exactly as planned.
What gets me are how many people don’t lock their doors in public.
Lemme scoot over and make some room for you on the toilet.
Be a kind neighbor, unleash a gutteral animalistic screech to help loosen their bowels and shorten their visit.
This happens so much, I’m convinced that some of them want to see someone in the middle of whatever…
rattle rattle
“Uh! Wh-who is it?!”
RATTLE RATTLE
“Uh … occupied!”
BAM BAM BAM “UUARRRRRGH! UUARRRRRGH!”
“I, uh … j-just you wait until I-”
BANG BANG BANG! "UUARRGLE! UUARRGLE!
“Right, you! What’s your-”
Bathroom is empty.
Yeah and then stare like a Simpsons Hit & Run NPC at the person that was in there for the whole fucking time they’re in the venue thishappened
Tried this the other day at a tourist spot and the door wasn’t locked.
I will never unsee.
Ay, you poopin in there!?
Every workplace ever. Coupled with comment about always taken toilet (I swear to god some people forget they have to go until they see someone head in the toilets general direction)
