The guy ahead of me is taking forever to decide what he wants, and he’s also facing the wrong direction. Oh shit that’s the cashier and I’ve been staring at him in silence for 20 minutes
I was doing my taxes one night on April 15th and while looking for my W2s I found a bag of weed that I had misplaced weeks before. I hadn’t smoked since I had lost it so I naturally toked up and completed my tax form (thank god for the 1040-EZ form). Then I drove to a post office that was open until midnight and had a drive-thru lane to accommodate us tax procrastinators. Then I drove through the drive-thru lane twice, each time giving the dude collecting envelopes a “what the fuck are you looking at?” scowl before realizing too late that he had a legitimate reason for looking at me. I managed to hand him my return on the third trip through the line and he just laughed.
That is problematic for several reasons. I hope you have gotten help since then.
Yeah i’ll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number SIX with EXTRA DIP! Two number forty fives, one with cheese and a large soda
practicing my order in my head
And that smile slowly fades away as every person in front of you never bothered to check the menu whole waiting in line so you end up standing there for 10 minutes
Tell me more about these beef wings…
Widdly scuds?
Order #2319, coming right up.
Nothing more human than self defining as ape like and monstrous but capable of chill exchanges
hello i would like a burgget meal
haven’t seen a line in McDonald’s in years, you have to use those god awful kiosks
the kiosks don’t have lines?
I think this song might be…as the kids say… a banger
And driving a car. . . .
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