My go is for the Buzzard, it would sure as hell make desert trips and heat waves seem a lot less worrying and paranoiac.
Grizzlies.
All I see here are a bunch of cowards, just look at all the top posts here, what do they have in common? Bedbugs, ticks, mosquitos… all parasites that target humans.
I’m actually willing to step out on a limb and say something unpopular. Manatees. What have manatees done for me lately? Laying about… Aggressively loitering in our estuaries! Get a job you lazy sea cows. You think kelp grows on trees? They’re a drain on the global economy and a blubberous aquatic menace!
Narwhals. Don’t let them touch your balls.
Humans.
Ourselves.
Sorry that’s fucking gross. OP wants to walk through a world of rotting meat and unscavenged carcasses. Seriously. Read up on what happened to vultures in India when they gave all their cattle Diclofenac.
Cultures might not be pretty but they are fucking awesome and entirely necessary. Why peeps gotta hate on the cleaning staff I don’t know.
How decline of Indian vultures led to 500,000 human deaths
Also vultures are beautiful.
My sweet girl Zsa Zsa.
And there is the King Vulture.
Bearded Vulture
Egyptian Vulture
King Vulture looks like a kid coloured it, just pure chaos.
😆
I will say, it does make me feel like I’m a bit on the boring side being fairly monochromatic.
Just need a glowup from a 5 year old and some paint!
The only animal I think is truly worth eradicating is the bedbug.
Every other insect from the mosquito, to the tick is an incredibly important source of food (especially protein) for other animals, especially in places with very harsh conditions where other insects struggle to survive. I used to hate and fear insects but now I know they all have their place.
All, except the bedbug. These things are specifically designed to hunt us and pretty much only us. They have precious few predators, much less predators that rely on their existence. They deserve obliteration.
The Tick is not a source of food, he is a source of JUSTICE
I like your answer as its way more thought through than what most people tend to answer when questions like this is asked, like I wish seagulls would just die out as the niche they have is doing what other species are doing in an obnoxious way. I do recognise that this would likely have ramifications that I don’t know about though, so I wouldn’t want resources used to actively eradicate them.
I love vultures so much! Nature’s garbage crew.
I will have to go with palmetto bugs, sorry guys you freak me out so bad and I think there are other bugs that turn leaves into dirt without being nightmare fuel.
humans
We’re practically descendants from the simians so I think it’s time to devolve back to where we were moulded from.
def humans we suck
Mosquitoes. If I’m allowed, midges too.
What are swallows etc going to eat?
Mosquito
Carrion birds are extremely important to our ecosystems.
Edit: apparently “buzzard” in the US usually refers to vultures, which is what I was thinking of.
Bigfoot, of course. This reign of terror must come to an end.
Screw worm and mosquito
Ticks. One of the most dangerous animals in the world.
