All I see here are a bunch of cowards, just look at all the top posts here, what do they have in common? Bedbugs, ticks, mosquitos… all parasites that target humans. That’s too easy, anyone can get behind that.

But I’m actually willing to step out on a limb and say something. Manatees. What have manatees done for me lately? Laying about… Aggressively loitering in our estuaries! Get a job you lazy sea cows. You think kelp grows on trees? They’re a drain on the global economy and a blubberous aquatic menace! Let’s get rid of them!