Well, apparently some of them were in Moscow at the time

It’s also not a law, it’s a bill. Kind of a big difference.

Things I did last week:

• Kicked your ass in court

Starting a fire? Circuit breaker casts fireball

“Amendment only mentions Congress not the executive, so it’s cool”

Sounds like the judge hasn’t responded yet. Kick this asshole off the case

Ignore contracts you don’t like, 100% on brand

Related in that it actually tried to do something. Russian ships have never needed outside help to catch on fire

And not the good kind, where we kill fake gods

The funny part is, the tower DID tell them what to do, the helo just didn’t do it

Because releasing 1k hostages is nothing when you can just abduct another 1k randos again

Ah yes, the perfect opposite of Leon Kennedy

OpenAI: best known for lighting money on fire and under delivering.
Oracle: best known for killing things and being patent trolls

Well, they are airlocked

They’re not UFOs, they’re called Puddle Jumpers

Secret Service are presidential bodyguards, not corporate cybersecurity

According to some random substack by a dude that definitely isn’t using a fake name, who cites the NY Post. Really?

Writing cartoonishly evil villains is one thing, but the Lich King doesn’t hold a candle to Bobby Kotick

The US has a long history of Republican future presidents pulling shit like this. Iran hostage crisis, Vietnam peace negotiations, etc.