
Oh joyous day! Finally I never have to hear his whiny bitch ass again.
Kinda feel like this is the prelude to a marvellous twofer
This is how I find out Lindsey died?
Lol, me too.
I think the parades don’t start until 0900 EST so you’re good.
If you no one celebrates your death you’ve lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.
Mitch is gone too. He is Monty Python’s dead parrot.
It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I’d hoped for, but I’ll certainty take it.
25? please add a couple zeros. it ain’t a jackpot, but it’s a nice prize.
you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need

Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞
Bonnie Tyler was the second, unfortunately
I don’t think I like your attitude
McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his rotting corpse and animatronics ever since
I fear we’re going to have an attempt at AI Trump to keep the cult going.
They will try. I hope it fails to keep the MAGAs satisfied.
Weekend at Bernie’s meets Freddy Fazbear.

The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
Oh well that settles it. He’s obviously just fine.
McConnell and Graham in one week!?








Somebody get this gentleman another quarter or token so he can go again.
Death is on Free Play, there’s just a lot of prizes in the claw game.
Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t’other day. That wasn’t bad.
Not on my bingo card










