They learned from Mortal Combat to spam their best move.

Turns out it’s a mirror battle.

As long as it’s the same hard drive (or image), it’s the same computer. New computer whenever it’s a completely fresh install. I’ve had the same case since 2013ish. It’s had a few new computers in it.

I mean, drone strike, IED, falling from an airplane, hellfire missiles… Humans kind of blow up in the same way. To be cavalier, if you’ve seen one they’re all similar. It’s not the goo that bothers me, it’s the fucking noise. The buzzing. Sounds like an electric mower. Sounds like the delivery drones people order stupid things from. Can’t go on a walk without hearing the buzz and training my eyes on the sky.

Death is on Free Play, there’s just a lot of prizes in the claw game.

But, if you die your family gets commissary access for life…

As long as you stay near a base. Cheaper to pay more at whole foods than drive to the closest Commissary.

What really matters is the exchange and tax free on big appliances.

I can’t tell you how many times I emailed someone last week asking that they don’t send me any sensitive information over insecure channels.

I mean, you don’t need an agreement if partner nations bring the goat and if the SDF wants the training, who am I to judge them? Just means we’re eating goat tonight instead of MREs.

KFC in South Korea was the worst KFC I’ve had in my life… but it wasn’t the worst experience.

I took an almost 50% pay cut leaving a job once. I received training, skills and equipment and I use those to support things I am aligned with. Now I work a job that doesn’t pay as well and isn’t quite so reprehensible, then on the side I assist in-need charities and groups.

I assume FOSS dudes taking Microsoft money can at least steer the ship to try to funnel more effort to those programs or at least use the insider knowledge to improve the code base overall.

I always say “I love driving which is why I hate driving anywhere.” I would love to have a fleet of vehicles I could really drive but laws, traffic, maintenance, etc. Driving isn’t fun in the same way other things are because you need a lot of space or a lot of money to enjoy it. Drawing? I can do that with a No. 2 I swiped from IKEA. Can’t exactly take my commuter to Monza without running up a bill.

See, that part is correct. An appropriate authority must provide the classification of a material before it’s released. Everything coming out of the DoD has a release authority attached to it. Every picture of two people shaking hands is ‘released’ by the DoD…

But the whole idea of a pledge before showing up to a press pool is downright silly.

“Well, yes, Queef Hegseth, I didn’t use any outside materials, the coauthors of the piece did though and my editor included it. Nothing I could do.”

DRG? Wanna bet he’s a scout main? That rifle with extra weak shot damage buff, ya know?

Yeah, my thought exactly, I doubt Wawa has a fancy term for it but it’s better than all your staff coming in or calling on Thursday to see if next week’s schedule is posted.

It’s ‘humane’ to shoot the deer in the heart! You’re not supposed to give the deer a rectal exam with them!

I did used to drink stream water without a life straw or other filter…

My filter was the rain clouds.

I was also in the back country on the side of a mountain, so likely just a little animal dung and brain eating amoeba.

Trump doesn’t want Putin to know about the windows ability to open.

“Powerful M4”

Just… Like, the M4 is a Carbine. Don’t tell me it’s not an AR-15. That’s like saying a Chrysler Neon is not a Dodge Neon. Most M4s don’t have full auto.

I hate seeing drones over my neighborhood.

I’m ashamed that I once photoshopped Wish.com Mario Lopez into various Dark Souls armor to send to my friends in relation to John Mullaney’s Dean Cain joke.

I trust my family. Trust them enough that they have the passcode to my phone and can easily open it at any time.

But I’m not sharing location. How will I sneak out to buy gifts if they get a notification when I leave work? Nope.