I mean, you don’t need an agreement if partner nations bring the goat and if the SDF wants the training, who am I to judge them? Just means we’re eating goat tonight instead of MREs.

KFC in South Korea was the worst KFC I’ve had in my life… but it wasn’t the worst experience.

I took an almost 50% pay cut leaving a job once. I received training, skills and equipment and I use those to support things I am aligned with. Now I work a job that doesn’t pay as well and isn’t quite so reprehensible, then on the side I assist in-need charities and groups.

I assume FOSS dudes taking Microsoft money can at least steer the ship to try to funnel more effort to those programs or at least use the insider knowledge to improve the code base overall.

I always say “I love driving which is why I hate driving anywhere.” I would love to have a fleet of vehicles I could really drive but laws, traffic, maintenance, etc. Driving isn’t fun in the same way other things are because you need a lot of space or a lot of money to enjoy it. Drawing? I can do that with a No. 2 I swiped from IKEA. Can’t exactly take my commuter to Monza without running up a bill.

See, that part is correct. An appropriate authority must provide the classification of a material before it’s released. Everything coming out of the DoD has a release authority attached to it. Every picture of two people shaking hands is ‘released’ by the DoD…

But the whole idea of a pledge before showing up to a press pool is downright silly.

“Well, yes, Queef Hegseth, I didn’t use any outside materials, the coauthors of the piece did though and my editor included it. Nothing I could do.”

DRG? Wanna bet he’s a scout main? That rifle with extra weak shot damage buff, ya know?

Yeah, my thought exactly, I doubt Wawa has a fancy term for it but it’s better than all your staff coming in or calling on Thursday to see if next week’s schedule is posted.

It’s ‘humane’ to shoot the deer in the heart! You’re not supposed to give the deer a rectal exam with them!

I did used to drink stream water without a life straw or other filter…

My filter was the rain clouds.

I was also in the back country on the side of a mountain, so likely just a little animal dung and brain eating amoeba.

Trump doesn’t want Putin to know about the windows ability to open.

“Powerful M4”

Just… Like, the M4 is a Carbine. Don’t tell me it’s not an AR-15. That’s like saying a Chrysler Neon is not a Dodge Neon. Most M4s don’t have full auto.

I hate seeing drones over my neighborhood.

I’m ashamed that I once photoshopped Wish.com Mario Lopez into various Dark Souls armor to send to my friends in relation to John Mullaney’s Dean Cain joke.

I trust my family. Trust them enough that they have the passcode to my phone and can easily open it at any time.

But I’m not sharing location. How will I sneak out to buy gifts if they get a notification when I leave work? Nope.

I never thought I’d die side by side with an annoying orange.

I believe you may have missed the humor of the article.

Barring that, I missed the humor of your post.

Control Backspace deletes whole words. Misspelled control? Faster to delete and retype than move my cursor around when I’m on a roll.

Obviously, yes is the answer. Partners and kids don’t prevent you from doing anything. Hell, your partner might play with you and the kids might watch.

Only problem is that kids learn “mine” before they learn “I can’t pause Dark Souls, let me get to a safe spot and I’ll refill the goldfish, I don’t want to lose these… Damnit.”

Use stud finder (beep) move it two inches (still beep) move it further (still beep) move it again (still beep). “Stud finder must be broken” Get another stud finder (still beep but the whole section again) “I need to know what’s behind this wall before I just bolt this TV to this fucking thing” (cut away the drywall) “I better make this look like something stupid for fake Internet points…”

You jailbreak your 2032 Mazda CCX-900 (the smallest car they offer, a limousine) to use the EU firmware so you can utilize an open source app, suddenly the display changes to KM/H and the car demands you sing the French national anthem before it will start and all so your car doesn’t dial into to Mazda corporate to let them know you’re currently going to the store for beans and rice.