I’d like to believe the american people would revolt before they willingly walk themselves back into slavery, but then, y’know, gestures broadly at everything…

I think they should stop.

If I pull the string what else does it say?

Why should your comment exist? Why should sky exist? Why should exist? blah blah blah

Because they’re fucking terrible at designing tools to solve problems, they are obviously less and less good at pretending this is an omnitool that can do everything with perfect coherency (and if it isn’t working right it’s because you’re not believing or paying hard enough)

Trump always chickens out because he takes the most extreme and worst negotiating tactics possible. He consistently chickens out because he consistently chooses to use the same idiotic strategy.

It is “not possible to meet with the number of people that want to see us” in the way that it is “not possible to meet with” 0 people, I guess.

Yeah this would still hit 100% of ads that have happened before now. And all linear tv ads on streams. Seriously willing to build it if anyone wants to work on it with me. Pm me

Hey somebody revive that damn canary and get back to work

I really wanted to make a system that would recognize if it’s seen the same 30-second clip before (since ads are always repeats) by a shared signature that would just play something else or silence for the length of the ad on the client side, especially for live sports streams.

“car company discounts car” is not a news story. “Fucking Nazi car company discounts car” sort of is.

Very familiar but much more from university than from high school.

oh come on, the best jokes are the ones that are either patiently explained, or where you’re informed it’s a joke in advance.

but what does that mean for the future of my made-in-russia imported glavprodukts? I don’t know what I’ll do without them

So is “not really being all that funny”.

the joke was understood in line 2. Sarcasm not detected in line 1.

You’re going to earn “world’s fucking stupidest people who’ve ever existed” pretty soon, be patient. Give your boy another week.

what’s this? the consequences of exactly what I wanted?

Whole lotta “Why do we do X?? X is dumb, let’s stop doing X. Oh shit, X blew up in our faces, that’s why we do X” going on in America right now.

Imagine the irony of being in an airport and telling someone to go back to where they’re from. Why don’t you go back to Coeur d’Alene, Karen?