OP, your bad photoshop has a million times more heart and soul than any AI image.
How rude; no need to insult the guy!
explaining the joke
(A million times more than zero is still zero. Bad photoshops are so much better than AI that the comparison defies being quantified!)
Yeah, i’ll take a half or quarter assed photoshoped meme over AI slop any day. It at least has some soul to it
Bad human art has more soul and care than meaningless AI slop
A man beingg afraid of a vibe is also a HUGE red flag
If you can’t bring more to a relationship than an appliance can, then you’ve got to work on yourself.
This is a bad take. There’s nothing wrong with using toys during sex. There’s nothing wrong with your partner using a toy on you instead of their body nor is there nothing wrong with your partner just enjoying witnessing you using a toy on yourself. As long as everyone is enjoying themselves and everything is consensual and safe, who cares?
I fully agree with everything you just said. My point was that if you bring so little to the table that you feel you’re in danger of being successfully replaced by a toy, then you need to do some self-improvement.
I guess I can agree with that with the caveat that the self improvement should be understanding that the presence of a toy in sex isn’t replacing you at all. Wanting to use a toy with someone is not replacing them.
Wtf did we evolve opposable thumbs for if not for tool use
grabbing branches probably.
Some use the tool, others just became tools
People who grew up on Nintendo, and specifically Mario Party in the early days, definitely have a particular set of skills though.
I love this because I’m pretty sure it’s why I (female) was able to beat my (male) ex at certain mini-games. Gotta rub the stick button back and forth really quickly? Oh honey, you have no chance against me.
Tragically few games use a rapid jerking motion.
I am man, and man evolved to use tools.
Ladies, is it off-putting if you take home a random guy and he brings his own vibrator?
I feel like the move would be to ask if they have any toys they want to bring into the game
“I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he get me to fire six nuts or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a magic wand vibrator, the most powerful in the world and would blow your clit clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel horny?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
Having used many toys the Hitachi Wand style is probably the worst. More likely to burn a clit off than give the desired result.
Do not apply directly to the clit. Apply adjacent to the clit.
Opinions vary, some people like that harsh action (not my thing, but one of my exes loved hers)
Was she like… calloused there? Sorry just having a hard time understanding. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
I think when she gave birth there was a lot of tearing in a bad way, so she lost a lot of sensation
Dude, a girl that likes a vibe? That’s HAWT.
This works. It’s like watching an exorcism. I don’t have a lot of achievements in my life, but this was a proud moment.
This is not the kind of thing people say “on main”, but I gotta say, holding your partner in your arms from behind while using this? Such an intimate experience.
Look at this person with a partner
You don’t know her. She’s from a different town. But she’s totally real, I swear
I don’t doubt someone has already said this, but it bears repeating
It isn’t a competition. It’s different pleasures in different ways
Maybe not to you but to the toymakers it very much is a competition
This calls for the nuclear option.
I’ve decided to stop caring when people hit the special “AI slop!!1!” button on their keyboards whenever they see an image they don’t think looks natural. 20 years ago the same people would have angrily pounded the “Obvious Photoshop!!1!” button. It really doesn’t matter if they think AI is the only way to manipulate images now, as if Photoshop etc dropped off the face of the Earth. It’s like arguing over whether Superman could beat up the Hulk. It just doesn’t matter, and it doesn’t matter how much they hate AI. It’s not going away.
At least photoshop required skill to make anything convincing.
Who fucking cares if it’s done for a shitpost?!
“In my day we had to make our own wire…”
At least it required skill to make anything convincing.
…Isn’t that the joke of the post?
I wonder what the next technological innovation will be that will have bandwagoners pining for AI image generation.
Same people who’d criticize photoshop in the past now singing its praises.
I agree
The honourable way to edit images.
