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CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Fit girls role call

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Fit girls role call

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CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • blarghly@lemmy.world
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    For anyone wondering, the exercises are the front squat, overhead press, clean and jerk, and snatch. Source: tightest girl I ever fucked was a competitive olympic lifter. Will be chasing that high the rest of my life

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        Amen, brother. Could crack a AA battery in two!

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        Knowing futurama that thing inside of her

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      Crossfit gf is a brat who judges every time I cum quick.

      She snapped multiple condoms off

      Can only imagine Olympic weight lifter.

      Thank you for your service. 🫡

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      and snatch.

      I’ll bet

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      Damn.

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    Quick question. What happens when a guy does these exercises?

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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      You can do a dick pushup

      • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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        But just the one.

        Recovery time between sets is enormous.

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        Cock push-ups?

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          You know it

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      4 Exercises That’ll Make Your Bussy So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine

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      Turd Guillotine

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      From what I heard, greater control and better orgasms?

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    I literally had to go to physical therapy to loosen up.

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    Fitgirls@fedinsfw.app for the win

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      my client interprets this as a mailto link lmao

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        I know what you were referring to, but in my head I read this as you being a lawyer who someone hired to shit post for them on the Internet lol.

        I like my version better

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    4 exercises that will make your dick so hard it can tear open any of her orifices. /s

    Only disgusting trash people like this shit.

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      Okay, but that’s also funny. Both are funny.

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      Like?

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