4 exercises that will make your dick so hard it can tear open any of her orifices. /s
Only disgusting trash people like this shit.
Like?
Okay, but that’s also funny. Both are funny.
For anyone wondering, the exercises are the front squat, overhead press, clean and jerk, and snatch. Source: tightest girl I ever fucked was a competitive olympic lifter. Will be chasing that high the rest of my life
Damn.

Knowing futurama that thing inside of her
Amen, brother. Could crack a AA battery in two!
Crossfit gf is a brat who judges every time I cum quick.
She snapped multiple condoms off
Can only imagine Olympic weight lifter.
Thank you for your service. 🫡
and snatch.
I’ll bet
Quick question. What happens when a guy does these exercises?

4 Exercises That’ll Make Your Bussy So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine
You can do a dick pushup
But just the one.
Recovery time between sets is enormous.
Cock push-ups?
Turd Guillotine
From what I heard, greater control and better orgasms?
I literally had to go to physical therapy to loosen up.
Fitgirls@fedinsfw.app for the win
my client interprets this as a mailto link lmao
I know what you were referring to, but in my head I read this as you being a lawyer who someone hired to shit post for them on the Internet lol.
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