How about an adolescent kangaroo?
Blue whale.
You never said I had to win.
They also never said in which environment:
Stranded blue whale.
In the ocean. I punch it once, it swims away. “Yeah bitch, you better run!”
Doesn’t “think you can take on” imply winning though? If not at least surviving with most limbs attached.
Sit in its blowhole until it suffocates?
Obviously I am not advocating for these beautiful majestic giant beasts to be killed but if it was a life or death thing… I’d be getting in that blowhole like a big old human tampon.
They can hold their breath for 30-90 minutes and can dive to 1000 feet. Good luck.
Their error was sitting in the blowhole. The trick is you have to go in head first so you can steal the oxygen from the whales lungs.
I’m so fucked. But I’ll wedge myself in deep, if I’m going down I’m taking it with me!
(reality would be it’d surface and blow me out like a floppy ragdoll)
Later the whale is telling his buddy about the worst booger he had to get rid of.
They have 2 20inch holes, so make sure to bring a buddy!
I can stick my arms or feet in it’s blowjole. when it comed up to breath, it means it’s already out of air. that’s when i strike. muahaha 🤪
It isn’t blowhole.
Get him on land and just keep punching for a few hours and you might just win!
Your mom!
Ah ya bastard
A human
ew, i dont want to touch one of thoser with my bare hands though.
Yeah, OP never said the animal had to be non-sapient.
Most beasts under 80 lbs. Over 80 lbs, it’s gonna be on a case by case basis. 90 lb sloth, no problem. 81 lb wolf, …problem.
The biggest animal I feel confident in is an 800 lb human. Huge, but that fucker’s gonna be exhausted ten seconds into the fight.
1 Lemmy
I could totally take a 6-year-old human.
fuck off those things are animals
A gnat
A blue whale, as long as we’re on land.
Probably a fainting goat.
I could probably handle a vole okay. Or maybe a tufted titmouse. On a good day.
i 'd avoid the vole, i had pet rats.
if an enraged rodent decides to use it’s infinitely regowing incisor powers on you, you’re gonna bleed.A baby naked mole-rat?
My 3.4lb rabbit recently decided I am not a threat and started chilling in the middle of my walkway at night. She now takes multiple shoves to make move. So, not a bunny
(This took years of work on trust I am mostly bragging my bunny loves me)
Definitely not a cat. I have cats and he wanted to go ballistic on me when I tried to get him off the window ledge when there was another cat outside. I had to push him off with a broom or risk losing an eye even though his nails are trimmed. He’s lovely otherwise, I swear.
I can’t believe how strong my 8 lb cat is. It took both me and my wife to hold her when the vet was examining her. It doesn’t help that cats are slippery and have noodle bones.
You can take on a house cat. If it comes down to you or then, and we’re talking for real, you’re going to be able to hurt that cat. You’ll get scratched up, but you can kill it.
I was only exaggerating to be amusing
Anything larger than a small insect already freaks me out, so I’m going to pass on this challenge :)
I’ve thought about this kind of question for a long time. I reckon I can beat up about 85% of the world’s population. I am a large man with quite a bit of experience fighting, none in a ring or a cage.
With that said, probably a fully grown dromedary.
A small full grown camel weighs 900 pounds. You’re not taking one of them down with your bare hands.
The fuck I’m not. Put a camel in front of me and I’m gonna fuck them straight up. I’ll hop on its back and choke the fuck out it.
How about an adolescent kangaroo?
I reckon a full grown kangaroo. Not that I think I’m stronger (or that it wouldn’t fuck me up), but in a fight to the death I think I could outsmart it and outmaneouver it.
I do not think this is close to a 100% certainty though.
They’re more strategic than you might think. They’ll flee to water sources and try to lure in their predators. Then, when the predator follows them, they pin them down with their strong back legs.
I wouldn’t try to take on an Adolescent big red. That is like trying to take on a really ripped human teenager.
I could take a wallaby though… I’m pretty sure, at least.
Quokka don’t stand a chance though. Unless it kills me with cuteness first. Adorable little buggers.
IF YOU TOUCH THAT QUOKKA I’M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR ARMS AND SLAP YOU WITH YOUR OWN HANDS!
These were made to be adored and loved…
Those fuckers can move.
Be careful, they will attack when you’re most vulnerable.
