I honestly can’t tell what’s real any more. Which is the whole idea, I guess.
Same. But because I still try to maintain some sense of whatever insanity is happening in the world, I checked and this one is real. 😞
Jesus, I thought for sure this one was fake. Nope.
Wait wait wait, so he’s simultaneously blockading AND opening the strait?
Dafuq?
Holy fuck, he really IS declining fast. The language in this post is even dumber and more childlike than normal. We gotta get this fucker out of the WH.
He is no longer writing on 8 grade level. He is writing on 8-year-old level
He was never able to write at an 8th grade level.
I know. That was a hyperbole :)
Now open the strait of Epstein you fat fuck
- President DJT
AKA
President Don’t Jump Theshark
Every time Trump makes a tweet, I cannot gauge whether it’s fake or real. How can a nation elect something like that?
Oh, hey — I’ve gone through this since his first term.
Yeah I asked my Trump loving office trog what he thinks about all the stuff Trump, Hegseth and the other sycophants say. His response boiled down to ‘I don’t pay attention to everything they say or do.’
The average Trump voter will not be described as discerning in the history books. It’s a shame they’ve been allowed to be the loudest Americans.
Trump’s tweets become 10x funnier and 20x more sad when you read them in Chris Chan’s voice
Rosechu has no connections to 4-cent_garbage.com, so quit asking.
*Women are actually pretty happy that I’ve decided to finally treat them with respect. I’m doing it for them, sure — but also for myself, and honestly for society as a whole. This kind of situation won’t happen again. They’ve basically agreed to respond better to me now that I’m acting different. I mean, when I show up, they’ll probably appreciate it — maybe not say it outright, but you can tell.
We’re working together now, in a smarter way, and it’s going really well! Isn’t that better than all the conflict and rejection??? BUT REMEMBER, I could go back to how things were before if I wanted to — I just don’t, because I’m choosing the better path now.*
I’d like to see Trump fight. It’d be funny.
"I know fighting. NOBODY knows more about fighting than me. I was at the MMZ the other night. Big guys came up to me, tears in their eyes, “MR PRESIDENT, can you give me some advice for my next fight?”
“Don’t get in the octagone with everybody’s favourite president”, I told him. I meant it as a joke. I do that self-depreciating humour, because I’m so humble. Lot of people don’t think I am, but I am. I don’t like to brag, but I’m the best at self-depreciting. Believe me. Believe me.
Anyway, you could tell from the fear in his eyes he thought I was serious. Which is okay. If I was there, it would be MY ring. I wouldn’t want to be in my ring with me either".
So because China said fuck you were going through the strait anyways, he’s taking credit for their entering? Lol The Nuh uh, is too strong with that one.
Yeah so apparently China has also been sending Iran some weapons. Cause that’s definitely in China’s best interest.
U.s so worried Iran would get nuclear weapons and literally created the situation that would hand them more weapons and possibly nuclear tech support from China.
As well as increasing their economic situation by encouraging a toll booth.
I’m happy that Iran is getting ahead, after all the U.S sanctions b.s. But the cost was very high for them.
If Chinas Navy pulled up and said “We’re here to get our tankers. Go on, try and stop us.” That would be a slap in the face he wouldnt survive OR he starts WW3… which he also wouldnt survive.
He saw money being exchanged for passage and he’s such an entrepreneur he copied the idea
Alright granddad, let’s get you to bed.
Lead him to a coffin.
Because Melania never hugs him off camera.
